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The Earth Sucks

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The Earth Sucks

Insert Developer Name · Published by Great North Gorilla

Last updated 28 Sept 2026

A casual space simulation game where you perform orbital manoeuvres on satellites to change their orbit and complete missions.

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Control satellites and master orbital maneuvers to complete missions in this casual space simulation. Dive into the challenges of satellite management without the stress of intense gameplay.

About this game

You will learn that the Earth sucks!

Clear satellites and space junk from orbit by collecting, de-orbiting or tossing them into space.. This is a game about gravity and orbital dynamics that aims for casual, intuitive control rather than detailed physics.

Game Features

  • Simulated Orbits - Satellites move in orbits and the challenge is to intercept them with your spacecraft and send them where they need to go.
  • Missions - A selection of mission types. Get paid for successful completion.
  • Ship Upgrades - Use your funds to upgrade your spaceship. Balance your needs against your spaceship's mass.

The Team

This is a game made by a small, enthusiastic team of novice developers. Our aim was to make a game about orbital dynamics, but keeping the gameplay casual and accessible. The gameplay uses simple controls, relying on orbital dynamics to provide the challenge.

System Requirements

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Minimum

Minimum:
  • OS: Windows 10/11
  • Processor: 2.0 GHz with SSE2 instruction support
  • Memory: 2 GB RAM
  • Graphics: OpenGL or DirectX Compatible GPU
  • DirectX: Version 9.0
  • Storage: 1 GB available space

Supported Languages

English

Latest news

  • AnnouncementsOfficial

    The Earth Sucks is now available to wishlist!

    The Earth Sucks is now available to wishlist on Steam! The game is currently planned to release Q3 of 2024. More information will be released closer to release including a teaser/trailer.
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