Goofy Goober Simulator

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• Patch Notes·6 Apr 2025Official

  Goofy Goober Simulator v1.0.2 patch notes

  - Death screen is more clear - Bosses spawn sooner after reaching the threshold (Used to be 12.3 seconds, now 8.3) - Infamous boss not spawning bug fixed (Explanation: If enemy cap was reached new enemies including bosses just wouldn't spawn) - minor issue of death jingle not playing fixed - "WARNING" sound is now affected by the SFX slider - Snowmonster boss hp nerfed: 75 -> 50 - Buying weapons autosaves - spinning boss indicator functions better - Nerfed the Drone and Shield item's passive damage to not overpower your actual weapons
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• Announcements·1 Apr 2025Official

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  "𝔉𝔦𝔫𝔞𝔩𝔦𝔱𝔶 𝔞𝔴𝔞𝔦𝔱𝔰 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔩𝔬𝔫𝔤 𝔱𝔯𝔢𝔞𝔠𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔬𝔲𝔰 𝔧𝔬𝔲𝔯𝔫𝔢𝔶 𝔱𝔥𝔞𝔱 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔴𝔥𝔦𝔪𝔰𝔦𝔠𝔞𝔩 𝔬𝔫𝔢 𝔥𝔞𝔰 𝔟𝔢𝔢𝔫 𝔬𝔫. 𝔊𝔬𝔬𝔟𝔢𝔯 𝔰𝔥𝔞𝔩𝔩 𝔫𝔬 𝔩𝔬𝔫𝔤𝔢𝔯 𝔟𝔢 𝔰𝔥𝔬𝔫𝔢 𝔲𝔭𝔬𝔫 𝔟𝔶 𝔞 𝔱𝔲𝔯𝔤𝔦𝔡, 𝔡𝔲𝔩𝔩 𝔩𝔦𝔤𝔥𝔱. 𝔅𝔲𝔱 𝔦𝔱 𝔴𝔦𝔩𝔩 𝔟𝔢 𝔲𝔫𝔡𝔢𝔯 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔩𝔦𝔤𝔥𝔱 𝔬𝔣 ℌ𝔢𝔞𝔳𝔢𝔫 𝔦𝔱𝔰𝔢𝔩𝔣. 𝔊𝔬𝔬𝔟𝔢𝔯 𝔰𝔥𝔞𝔩𝔩 𝔟𝔢𝔠𝔬𝔪𝔢 𝔟𝔢𝔞𝔲𝔱𝔦𝔣𝔲𝔩, 𝔦𝔱 𝔴𝔦𝔩𝔩 𝔟𝔢𝔠𝔬𝔪𝔢 𝔞𝔫 𝔦𝔡𝔬𝔩, 𝔦𝔱 𝔴𝔦𝔩𝔩 𝔦𝔫𝔰𝔭𝔦𝔯𝔢 𝔪𝔦𝔩𝔩𝔦𝔬𝔫𝔰. ℑ𝔱 𝔴𝔦𝔩𝔩 𝔟𝔢 𝔟𝔢𝔩𝔬𝔳𝔢𝔡 𝔟𝔶 𝔪𝔞𝔫𝔶, 𝔦𝔱 𝔴𝔦𝔩𝔩 𝔟𝔢 𝔥𝔞𝔱𝔢𝔡 𝔟𝔶 𝔞 𝔣𝔢𝔴, 𝔟𝔲𝔱 𝔞𝔟𝔬𝔳𝔢 𝔞𝔩𝔩, 𝔦𝔱'𝔰 𝔯𝔢𝔞𝔠𝔥𝔢𝔡 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔡𝔢𝔰𝔱𝔦𝔫𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫 𝔱𝔥𝔞𝔱 𝔦𝔱 𝔰𝔢𝔱 𝔱𝔬 𝔞𝔯𝔯𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔞𝔱. 𝔄𝔣𝔱𝔢𝔯 𝔞𝔩𝔩 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔰𝔢 𝔶𝔢𝔞𝔯𝔰, 𝔭𝔢𝔬𝔭𝔩𝔢 𝔠𝔞𝔫 𝔴𝔞𝔩𝔨 𝔞 𝔪𝔦𝔩𝔢 𝔦𝔫 𝔊𝔬𝔬𝔟𝔢𝔯'𝔰 𝔰𝔥𝔬𝔢𝔰. 𝔜𝔢𝔰, 𝔦𝔱 𝔪𝔞𝔶 𝔰𝔢𝔢𝔪 𝔊𝔬𝔬𝔣𝔶, 𝔟𝔲𝔱 𝔫𝔬𝔴 𝔭𝔢𝔬𝔭𝔩𝔢 𝔠𝔞𝔫 𝔲𝔫𝔡𝔢𝔯𝔰𝔱𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔭𝔢𝔯𝔦𝔩𝔰 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔤𝔬𝔬𝔟𝔢𝔯 𝔥𝔞𝔰 𝔟𝔢𝔢𝔫 𝔬𝔫, 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔶 𝔠𝔞𝔫 𝔣𝔦𝔫𝔞𝔩𝔩𝔶 𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔢𝔯 𝔦𝔱𝔰 𝔰𝔦𝔪𝔲𝔩𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫. 𝔓𝔢𝔬𝔭𝔩𝔢 𝔠𝔞𝔫 𝔣𝔦𝔫𝔞𝔩𝔩𝔶 𝔢𝔵𝔭𝔢𝔯𝔦𝔢𝔫𝔠𝔢 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔪𝔞𝔤𝔫𝔦𝔣𝔦𝔠𝔢𝔫𝔠𝔢 𝔬𝔣 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔊𝔬𝔬𝔣𝔶 𝔊𝔬𝔬𝔟𝔢𝔯 𝔖𝔦𝔪𝔲𝔩𝔞𝔱𝔬𝔯." - Steven "Gary" Bounce (Esteemed Game Reviewer) PLAY THE VIDEO GAME HERE!!!!!! It's been a long time coming. Hi there, I'm the lead programmer for GGS. By any and all means, this game should not exist, let alone on somewhere like Steam. But after months and months of excruciating development, we finally have something for you today. It isn't a lot, but we hope it's enjoyable enough for such a day as today. Hope you have fun. There might be more bugs. Sorry - Frobt Hi, I'm Pastel, I am the lead developer, designer, and creator of the (..Questionable?) Music for GGS! I am really excited that the game is finally coming out. We've been working on the game for a while so its great to see that it is becoming public. Hope you enjoy! - Pastel Yo, I'm Xerox. My main role was just throwing ideas around and helping keep the team productive. I was brought in late into development, so a lot of the songs I've contributed aren't actually in the game yet. Glad to see this silly little project made in a CHILDREN'S PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE of all things made it onto Steam. - Xerox {STEAM_CLAN_IMAGE}/44831411/7ebd013f95fba553a569c4b1cecc4e3547e76160.gif - Paparazzi Alright!!!!! Have fun!!!! Go play The Game! Right Here! Click Here!!! Have Fun!!!!!
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• Announcements·28 Jan 2025Official

  New Trailer!!!!!!

  We've got a new trailer hot and fresh for your viewing experience!! The game has come a long way since the original that was made for the store page, give it a watch! Additionally, check out the new GGS Channel for more updates, trailers, and (eventually) OST uploads! April is coming up fast, so be extra ready! Peak is on the way! Hooray! Celebrate and cheer! The people yearn for GGS! Yay! Woohoo! That's all for now. More to come!
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• Patch Notes·1 Nov 2024Official

  Goofy Goober Simulator - Halloween Progress Update

  Happy Halloween, goobers. GGS is still, albeit slow, still under development. Outside of the store page, we haven't really shared much about what GGS is about, so here's a rundown: Goofy Goober Simulator (We'll refer to it as GGS Classic) was a small top down one-screen shooter filled entirely with placeholder art. Our lead programmer found it funny, and tinkered with it to be a bit larger scale, which became the first build of GGS. GGS has gone through, what, roughly 5 distinct major builds so far, with the steam release being the latest. This build is hopefully close to the true potential of the original GGS classic, while remaining in its original engine. That original engine is, uh, Turbowarp*. While Turbowarp is *excellent*, especially in its modding capabilities, it's MUCH harder to make something compared to Unity or Unreal, leading to a much lower scope than originally planned (one previous build was a objective based shooter closer to DOOM, but that quickly fell through.) To stay true to its roots, we will be remaining in Turbowarp for the rest of GGS's lifetime. Don't get your hopes up, lol. Oh, and this is a rage game. this is going to be difficult. good luck. This is, at the end of the day, a passion project, and thus isn't a full priority, BUT we've still been cooking up some features! Since the store page was set up, we've... Finished the level route, start to finish Ported features from the original GGS Classic Added a handful of weapons and items Filled (almost) every level with a fair variety of Little Guys that want to bite your hand off Finished... some kind of plot... Worked on polishing as much as we can to brush off the rougher edges Implemented Steam Achievements it's certainly something. we hope you all call this game "something" too. in fact, one could even call this game "really Something". .....When's this coming out? Uh expect sometime around EARLY APRIL 2025 Count your stars until then. Stay... Goofy? Spooky? something like that. I still...
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