Furry Shakespeare: To Date Or Not To Date Spooky Cat Girls 2?!

About this game

In this visual novel comes three terrifying narrative experiences! Oh, so spooky! So scary! Whatever will you do (besides play this game)?


Take control of up to nine characters in order to navigate through five Acts of narrative gameplay and (hopefully) save your theme park from economic destruction. Via choice menus and dialogue options, help each character of the story try to better their lives. In a sort of twist on the genre, you determine who gets together with who instead of outright trying to date one of them.

• Cassie: Doesn't want much out of life. Wants the Slaughterlands Scare Area of Vienna Gardens to somehow claw its way back to its former glory.

• Beatrice: Will take the crown and become this season's Queen of Scary (it's a lot like Homecoming), but has to contend with her ex, Benedict, who has his own plans for the crown.

• Caesar: A cowardly chicken sentenced to community service. Vows revenge upon the park itself, but is that really what he wants?

..... and more! Their fate is in your hands, gamers.


Your expedition into the Arctic has doomed itself. Low on food, low on sanity, and low on hope, you have but one choice..... and that is to somehow convince the local monster population not to eat you.

By dating them.

I assume that I got your attention with that one. Good. Will you sate the appeite of The Massive Kaleidoscope, or spurn their affections in favor of getting with The End Of All Things And Nations? The fate of humanity - or at least a very small portion of it - lies with your decision of waifu or husbando demon.


Last, but not least, is a big old fashioned Kaiju punching simulator! Various giant monsters are rampaging through San Francisco, and it is up to the super team known as the Geek Patrol to quell this uprising! Can they put aside their differences and stop Big Monkey before he destroys Coit Tower? Or thwart Iguana Large before they completely mess up Fisherman's Wharf? Or.... is there something far more dangerous coming? Will it take the combined forces of human and monster to stop the totally foreshadowed impending apocalypse?

Genre: Visual Novel, Narrative
Playtime: About an hour? Calculating length for games is haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaard.

Latest news

• Patch Notes·23 Feb 2026Official

  Lizards, patch 2.23.2026

  https://clan.fastly.steamstatic.com/images/33017070/05f6db785e09cc00c052a009be7afe1a94df8635.jpg - FIXED: Broken variables related to UI
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• Announcements·18 Feb 2026Official

  Patches, 2.18.2026

  https://clan.fastly.steamstatic.com/images/33017070/93518e73b48c278ed0c7890317127fef60e98c81.png Made it so infinite hunts can't happen after 12 Upped hunt limit to 12 Put/Moved the variable for hunts subtraction in the actual capture files https://clan.fastly.steamstatic.com/images/33017070/34e9796c0ffcd5de62411dfa634381e59b7a7ebb.jpg Fixed: Typos
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• Announcements·17 Feb 2026Official

  The 10-Year Sale!!!!!

  https://clan.fastly.steamstatic.com/images/33017070/b1dbe8ffafdf07f071199c05ac49abe237f27b0e.jpg Ten years, ten games.
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• Announcements·20 Jan 2026Official

  2026: Sales, Games, etc.

  https://clan.fastly.steamstatic.com/images/33017070/4cdf4cc9e1a147d4110ef4c3a1c70bed0f131919.png 2025 was a year of change for us. We tried new sales strategies, especially in Summer Sale and Retail Halloween, that failed spectacularly while also giving us the data that we needed to move forward. We also noticed that our player base was not exactly growing in the ways it had even during the COVID lockdowns. We also got hit ridiculously hard by refund scams. 2026 - 2027 will focus on less sales, less games on sale per sale, and less games being produced (which partially is due to the Shakespeare Saga closing). 2019-2021's production level was a direct reaction to external factors, 2023-2024 was a reaction to external factors, and now we finally have time to slow down.... and financially react to 2025. Dino Shakespeare 3 was meant to be a fun cool-down project that is now swept up in the dual currents of Paper Shakespeare 3 and Army of Tentacles' 10th Anniversary Edition. The latter game we will be officially announcing after PS3 launches sometime before Summer Sale. Can you believe we're legit almost done with January?
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• Patch Notes·19 Jan 2026Official

  PShakes: Date?, patch 1.19.2025

  https://clan.fastly.steamstatic.com/images/33017070/b9a883bbc165e534c7ed10868cb60253e82a9b7e.jpg - READDED: New depots for base game
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