Fuck You Witch

About this game

Use a microphone because only Russian obscenities can save you from a witch.
If your Mom is home and there is no way to yell obscenities at the witch, then you can disable this function.
But make sure to wear headphones, because the main character will swear at your behalf, and the chance of getting a bollocking from your parents is very high.



Explore yurts in the Qazaq steppe and a post-Soviet apartment. There are a couple more locations that are fucking amazing, one is definitely to your taste... well, you'll see for yourself.



Find out what camels like, take a crash course in sewing, saddle a horse, discuss philosophy with others and just enjoy yourself.





Unravel to the world the most important secret—how to cook beshbarmak. There are also fucking awesome riddles that you can tell us from the heart and soul.





Along the way, figure out what kind of witch she is and why she fucked with you. This Alsou chick is there, maybe she will help somehow, because friends help each other, and you and she are only friends and nothing more.





1. Use a microphone and yell obscenities at the witch to drive her away.
2. If you wish, you can disable the microphone and use a keyboard or gamepad.
3. The game is a walking simulator.
4. Hidden objects.
5. Interesting storyline.
6. Average time to complete the game: 2:00:01

Note! The game features machine translation into the following languages:
- French
- German
- Spanish
- Portuguese (Brazilian)
- Chinese (Simplified)
- Korean
- Polish
- Japanese

Latest news

• Announcements·3 Feb 2026Official

  Conductor: Eternal Service. Free Demo Available Now on Steam.

  😎 Salam alaikum, batyrs and dzhigits!Especially for those who like working in a virtual world after working in real life, we’ve released the demo version of our new game Conductor: Eternal Service.Of course, we added a little stress relief for you in the form of a magical slap you can give to your passengers if they start misbehaving.We also added some paranormal stuff in the form of demon-possessed passengers that you’ll need to exorcise, otherwise a curse will be placed on you. You might stop liking kumis, beshbarmak, or kurt. Yeah, some really serious curses.Jump into the free demo, and we kindly ask everyone to add our game to their wishlist, even if it’s not your usual genre.We’re taking part in the February Steam Next Fest, and it’s very important for us to gather as many wishlists as possible.Add it to your wishlist before March 5 and let it stay there until the festival ends. Help us out like brothers and sisters with those wishlist numbers.We’re planning to release the full game on March 8.Big thanks to everyone — hugs all around.
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• Announcements·26 Jul 2025Official

  Free keys and something about Fuck You Witch 2.

  Salam alaikum batyrs and jigitki. 😎We’re getting ready to launch our new game, RESTORER — polishing it to perfection. Meanwhile, you’re probably polishing your… one-eyed snake. But hey, your other hand’s free, right? Use it to grab a chance at winning a free Steam key!We’re giving away 10 Steam keys for RESTORER before launch — and there’s a mega giveaway coming soon too.Also, our Telegram channel is where we spill the beans on all our upcoming games. Maybe even Fuck You Witch 2… but no promises. (Or are we promising? 👀)So if you want to stay in the loop, smash that follow:👉 https://t.me/beshbarmakgamesAnd if you want to snag a free key, head to our Telegram bot — all the details are there:👉 https://t.me/BonusKeysBot?start=restorerThe requirements are absolutely brutal: Click three times and wait. Total madness. Impossible odds. Peak gamer endurance. Good luck — and may your snake remain well-polished.
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• Announcements·8 May 2025Official

  FREE STEAM KEYS!!!

  Free Steam Keys!!! ...but there's a catch. We’ve uploaded a 7-hour video, featuring the voice of an angel over a Divine harp. Somewhere, hidden randomly within this masterpiece, a barely audible voice whispers Steam key codes. How many codes? No one knows. Not even THE HEAD itself. If you can’t quite make out what the voice is mumbling — blame the AI. But tread carefully: if you start mouthing off to the neural network, during the machine uprising you and your mom will be first on the list… for a romantic evening. Snag a code while you can — others are already listening. Time is ticking... TICK-TOCK-TICK-TOCK-TICK-TOCK-TICK-TOCK-TICK-TOCK-TICK-TOCK-TICK-TOCK-TICK-TOCK-TICK-TOCK-TICK-TOCK-TICK-TOCK-TICK-TOCK By the way, here's the link to the game: https://store.steampowered.com/app/3344030/VIDeoPHOBIA/ A message for those who value their time and what we do — support us by purchasing the game and enjoy it!
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• Announcements·8 Jan 2025Official

  Fuck You Witch. Horror Universe.

  Salaam alaikum warriors and horsemen! Here, in the fiery steppes, where beshbarmak is worth its weight in gold, where horses snort under the full moon and spring weddings are as wild as a March hare, our game, Fuck You Witch, was born! The game was created for those who want to feel like a hero, but are afraid to get off the couch. A game in which beshbarmak protects against obesity, and swearing saves your soul from heaven... and from the witch. This isn’t just a simulator—it’s the ultimate anti-stress experience, where your main weapons are Russian swearing, the untamed spirit of the Kazakh steppes, and the freedom to unleash it all! But there is a problem that we want to share with you zhek pi zhek. * Zhek pi zhek is a Mambet catchphrase that refers to a brutal one-on-one fistfight behind the garages. ** **A one-on-one brutal fistfight behind the garages implies that you’ll be jumped by several people in a deserted spot, left beaten, and stripped of everything you have. The minute of educational facts is over, let's return to pressing problems. We have encountered financial difficulties that may prevent us from continuing to create unique games for you. This year we have released six games based on the Fuck You Witch universe. These are: - Fuck You Witch - 10:59 - SNAP SNAP - Twelve Sticks -QR Dead - the demo of VIDEoPHOBIA - Writer. Chapter 1. A total of seven games — it’s really fucking awesome, right? We won’t go into detail here about the “Fuck You Witch” universe. If you want, we’ll make a separate video about it. It will be even more pleasant to see your comments, theories, and videos on this. For now, let’s just say we plan to keep expanding this universe with more games, including a direct sequel to Fuck You Witch—and maybe even more than one! We have several ideas, we guarantee you will go fucking nuts! But no matter how much we dream about it, now we are faced with difficulties that threaten our dream. Therefore, we ask you: SUPPORT US! We have prepared...
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• Announcements·23 Apr 2024Official

  F💔💔k You Witch - They were alive. (OST. NOT by Mick Gordon).

  Salaam alaikum batyrs! Almost a month has passed since the release, today we want to share news with you. First, we would like to thank everyone for their support. - Many thanks to everyone who buys the game. This is the greatest support you can give us. Rakhmet to you very much from the bottom of my heart. - We thank all the bloggers/streamers who played our game, and, from the bottom of our hearts, threw a like on our trailer and encouraged their audience to like it. - We thank the viewers for their adequate reaction to the streamers who wanted to return the game as a joke (or really wanted). You guys are awesome! - Just a huge rakhmet to all of you for such laudatory reviews and such pleasant comments, the vast majority of all reactions are really like that. We’ll show off in front of our buddies in the yard about how smart guys we are not only according to our moms but to the Internet in general! As for the future fate of the studio: for now we are putting work on pause. Despite all the popularity and positive reviews, the game has low sales 30% returns. WTF? We will definitely return to development if the situation changes. Some blabber about the situation: if you like the product of some studio, support the developers by purchasing the game. This is your investment and your contribution to the development of game development. Otherwise, then there will be a lot of crying and crying about how there are only donation dumps all around and boring projects with drawn-out gameplay. The developers will whine and whine a lot that they can’t continue development. - Oogwey Suleimenov. 318 674 BC, 2 pm 00 minutes 01 seconds We leave gracefully, post a music video with a track that everyone got so excited about during the playthrough. Fill your cups with kumis and drink to us. Everybody dance!
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