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Mahelyk, TheClassifiedX · Published by Black Lantern Collective, TheClassifiedX · Official site ↗
Content notice: The primary character is generally depicted as a mildly foul and crude character with a bad history.
Very Positive — 97% positive (321 reviews) · 48 achievements
Last updated 28 Sept 2026
GlitchSPANKR is a comedy-driven narrative adventure full of secrets, chaos, minigames, and unexpected choices. Spank, spare, or smooch your way through a corrupted 90s game haunted by a lonely, unstable virus. Every level is different. Every choice matters. Your future is in your wiggly hand.
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Adventure, Casual · 2025 · More £15 - £30 games
Embark on a comedic adventure as you navigate the twists of a corrupted 90s game, making choices that affect your path. Spank, spare, or smooch your way through levels filled with secrets and surprises in GlitchSPANKR by Mahelyk.
About this game
This game is "Safe For Work", generally rated as ages 13+! While there is a theme of Spankin', it's all in fun, get your mind out of the gutter!
OVERVIEW
You're a 12 year old gamer in the 90's. You snuck your Mom's forbidden game, Big Booty Slapper 6, onto your dusty bedroom PC while she was asleep. But when you boot it up, something’s wrong. A shapeshifting virus named Spunk has taken over, and he's eating your precious game from the inside out.
Armed with GlitchSPANKR antivirus software (and a floppy pink hand on a stick), dive into corrupted worlds of broken code where every level plays differently to hunt the virus.
But Spunk isn’t just a villain, he’s lonely, unstable, and might just hold the future of the world in his non-existent hands. You can destroy him. You can befriend him. You might even.... fall in love?
Choose your path, unlock hidden endings, customize your SpankStick, decorate your digital HQ, and maybe even save your game from total deletion. Or don’t. Your future is in your floppy, flailing hand.
Your trusty weapon is a floppy pink hand on a bendy metal rod, and it's got one job: spank everything. Use it to solve problems, punish viruses, and destroy almost anything in your path. It wiggles. It whistles when you whip it around. It breaks stuff.
With physics-based smacking and destructin’, almost everything is breakable or interactive. Is your hand wet? Find an air blower. On fire? That’s your problem now. Lights, furniture, emotions: smack that crap outta here. Especially that talking toilet.
Every decision reshapes the story. Will you try to destroy Spunk for corrupting your beloved Big Booty Slapper 6? Spare him and try building a friendship? Or follow your instincts into something you were never meant to find?
GlitchSPANKR features fully branching paths with wildly different levels, mechanics, secrets, and endings. Hunt him. Love him. Regret everything. Then start over and choose differently. You might even stumble upon a deeper conspiracy along the way. 
Secret folders. Forgotten levels. Strange messages buried beneath the code. GlitchSPANKR is packed with things the virus doesn’t want you to find.
Complete challenges, collect loot, and unlock new customizations for your SpankStick. Decorate your SPANKR HQ, show off trophies, and maybe, just maybe, uncover the real reason the virus is devouring your game.
Unlock weird furniture, customize your SpankStick at the Spankulator 9000, collect rare loot and questionable trophies. Then bring them all home to SPANKR HQ. It’s your customizable clubhouse, your digital bedroom, and your memory vault rolled into one.
Display your secrets. Lovingly spank your unlocked pets. Blast your favorite unlockable songs. Choose your outdoor backgrounds. Visit the Fan Art Gallery (and submit your own). This is your safe space… probably. Just avoid that scary evil demon door in the basement.
System Requirements
Will my PC run this? →Minimum
- OS: Windows 10
- Processor: Quad-core Intel or AMD, 2.5 GHz or faster
- Memory: 8 GB RAM
- Graphics: Directx 11 or 12 compatible graphics card
- DirectX: Version 11
- Storage: 2 GB available space
- Sound Card: Yeah, you need this. Well only if you want to hear sounds.
Recommended
- OS: Windows 11
- Processor: Better than the minimum I suppose.
- Memory: 16 GB RAM
- Graphics: 2000-series card or better.
- DirectX: Version 12
- Storage: 2 GB available space
- Sound Card: The minimum, but better?
Supported Languages
*languages with full audio support
Latest news
Patch NotesOfficial
Controller Support, Steam Trading Cards, and New Milestone Update!
Hey Spankrs! This update has some juicy news!Our third review milestone hit!Steam community trading cards, emoticons, backgrounds, and badges!A new update with full controller support!GlitchSPANKR OST on Steam has been approved and coming soon!The controller update came with a lot of other fixes and polish, patch-list below A third milestone reached! Over 150 reviews, over 98% Overwhelmingly Positive! The second milestone Spank Stick Set is in the works, and should be coming soon! But for now, let's see what you guys want for the 150 review mark. Below is a new survey for the new content you guys would like to see. This time there is more variety. More Spank Stick pieces, more HQ backgrounds, more music, new spank effects? Let's see what you want, and what ideas you have! >>> Milestone 3 Reward SurveyRead full article on Community Announcements (Mahelyk)AnnouncementsOfficial
New Milestone reward, and OST out now on Spotify!
Happy Halloween and SPOOKY SPANKIN's! tl;drWe hit our next milestone! (community reward survey below)The full OST is released on Spotify!Full controller support is underway, but not quite done yetAnother milestone reached! Over 100 reviews, at over 98% positive! The reward this time will be a community designed Spank Stick set(Hand, Stick, and accessory)! Below is a survey to help contribute ideas for the set theme! We will go through the responses and pick a mix of the most common/popular ideas, mixed with whatever really stands out! >>> Community Reward SurveryRead full article on Community Announcements (Mahelyk)Community & EventsOfficial
Milestone Key Giveaway, OST Release, and MORE!
Hey Spankrs! tl;drWe sent out the first Milestone 20 Steam key giveawayWe're nearly at Milestone 2 alreadyThe games Soundtrack is being released on Spotify and Steam for free (dates and links below) You did it! You hit the first milestone a week ago at 50 reviews, and we sent out the 20 keys to the lucky winners! Not only that, but we're basically at the second milestone already! Be ready for a post with a survey soon to let you guys design a fancy new SpankStick set.MilestonesHere's a reminder of our milestone ladder!50 Reviews: At 50 reviews we will do a key giveaway! Spread the love of secrets, the love of SPANKING!100 Reviews: ːsteamthumbsupːːsteamthumbsupːAt 100 Reviews we will have a poll for a new SPANK STICK set! A custom design, chosen by YOU!150 Reviews: ːsteamthumbsupːːsteamthumbsupːːsteamthumbsupːAt 150 reviews, we will create MORE custom content for you! This time, you guys can decide! More Spank Stick pieces? A new song? More backgrounds to choose from for the HQ? It's up to YOU!200 Reviews: ːsteamthumbsupːːsteamthumbsupːːsteamthumbsupːːsteamthumbsupːIf we reach 200 reviews, we will post a free Content Update! New levels, new lore, new.... SEEEEECREEEETSSSS! Soundtrack We've heard you, you love GlitchSPANKR's music! So we're releasing it ALL! So there are two albums. Volume 1 has the most popular songs, and all the songs with vocals. Volume 2 has all the ambient tracks and instrumentals. Spunk and I have favorites in both, but that doesn't matter because they are both FREE! You'll be able to listen on Spotify or download the OSTs on Steam directly. We also have some of them on YouTube already, but we didn't post them all because there's like 50 of them. YouTube Songs: Cool Music on YT But when do the rest come out?The official release is October 31st at 10:00 AM, EST. It looks like you can even pre-save the albums on Spotify here: Vol. 1: Vol. 1 Presave Vol. 2: Vol. 2 PresaveThere might even be some special songs added to the Steam OST! We'd add it to ...Read full article on Community Announcements (Mahelyk)Patch NotesOfficial
Patch 9
Hey Spankrs! Here is Patch 9, just some small improvements and fixes I saw I could add, along with some fixes submitted by you guys! The most important may be the ability to skip the Spunkball level. This is the final patch before the start working towards full controller support and prepping the project for porting to consoles!Added cell numbers to prison cells in Ownership,Disabled freecam in Revenge,Fixed missing subtitles in Dont_Spank,Added blacklight hint in Dont_Spank,Fixed incorrectly rotated tapestry decor in the Dining room in the HQ,Fixed collisions in RabbitHole,Added effect in Open_Your_Eyes to track which souls have been talked to,Updated Wedding level so Mom and Le Pew will be there, if you've met them elsewhere in the game first,In Desp_3, increase ease to hit Hateballs, and decreased range for it to explode so it's easier,Added a path to skip the Spunkball LevelRead full article on Community Announcements (Mahelyk)Patch NotesOfficial
Patch 8 - Chain stick quickfix
Patch 8 Hey Spankrs, Just a quick fix this morning from some fixes from last night! The biggest one was fixing the Chain stick, which broke after adding in a system to reduce the wobble for people who were getting motion sick from all the stick wiggling. It was the only stick effected, so I hadn't noticed it. Sorry about that! Fixed a mistake from leaving the new Abstractulator in front of the boss door when testing,Added a new Lore system to the map to help find lore and notes to collect for the Abstractulator,Fixed the formatting on the Abstractulator to see all the text in all the logs,Fixed incorrect positions for some decor in the dining room in the HQ,Added a special cheat code PATCH7OOPSIE for current players to collect all the lore in the game, if they want to avoid backtracking,Fixed issue with bugged skeleton in the Chain Stick that broke with the addition of the system to make the stick stiffer.Read full article on Community Announcements (Mahelyk)
