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Hans

at0m · Published by at0m

Very Positive — 86% positive (794 reviews) · 22 achievements

Last updated 27 Sept 2026

Hans is a physics-driven, parkour adventure. Ascend to the sky with our lonely watermelon hero. Navigate treacherous platforms, defy physics by slowing down time, try not to fall and chase the dream of reuniting with humanity. No saves. Bounce, fail, adapt, and bounce again.

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4 Sept 2026Lowest: £4.29 · Highest: £4.297 Oct 2026

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Navigate treacherous platforms as Hans, a physics-driven watermelon on a mission to reunite with humanity. Slow down time, bounce, fail, adapt, and keep climbing higher in this unique 2023 adventure game by at0m.

About this game

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About the Game



Warning: This game was developed only for good players — and monitors with thick glass.

Ever met Earth's loneliest watermelon? Meet Hans, an immortal being birthed from a bizarre twist of science, and left behind when humanity embarked for the stars. Hans isn't just a refreshing summer snack. He's a melon with dreams, ambitions, and a bounce that defies his juicy constitution.

Waltz in a Warped World

In "Hans", you'll roll alongside our intrepid fruit as he navigates a world that’s gone quite mad. Skyscrapers defy gravity, forests levitate, cars take flight, and amidst it all, Hans? He's just trying to keep it together, one bounce at a time.


Master the Melon Mechanics

Here’s the twist: Hans is all physics. Every roll, every leap, every desperate cling to a floating platform is governed by the merciless laws of momentum and mass. Think you're maneuvering a regular character like in other games? Or perhaps grabbing those flying platforms with human hands? Think again. You're guiding a watermelon with a will of its own. Hans is your spherical, seed-filled challenge.


Confront the Melon's Menaces

But here's where things get juicy. Those bouncy bollards you see? They want you to fail and they're just the beginning. Prepare to grapple with rotating platforms that'll spin Hans in all directions, cannons with a penchant for melon-launching, and wrecking balls that have a very personal vendetta against our pulpy protagonist. Each obstacle is a testament to your skill, patience, and perhaps a little bit of your sanity.


Rise, Fall, Repeat

This isn't the Wonderland, and you're certainly not Alice. Expect to lose progress, over and over. The world is unforgiving, and Hans? He's resilient but he relies on you.




Oh, and a small piece of advice: Control your nerves. Hans might be digital, but that monitor you're about to smash? Very, very real.

To conquer this game, you'll need to feel, act, think and roll like a watermelon.
So, are you ready to become one?


Features to Feast On:

  • Reflex Mastery: Control your reflexes, and get ready to roll with precision.
  • Physics Face-off: Challenge against the relentless physics. Every roll and leap is a testament to momentum and mass.
  • Tread Carefully: There's no save button here. Every move counts, so tread with care.
  • Dynamic Soundtrack: The music evolves as you ascend to higher platforms, setting the tone for your journey.
  • Fall, Learn, Roll Again: The more you flop, the more melon wisdom you gain. Before you know it, you'll be rolling like a pro... or at least, a more experienced watermelon enthusiast.
  • Treacherous Terrain: Navigate through challenging platforms like rotating discs, slippery slopes, and bouncy barriers — all conspiring for your downfall.
  • Slow-Mo Mastery: Manipulate time to navigate tough spots and perfect your jumps.
  • Customize Your Roll: Discover chests scattered around the map to change Hans's look. Roll in style!
  • Race Against Time: Challenge your friends with an integrated timer. Aim to be the swiftest melon in the universe!

System Requirements

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Minimum

Minimum:
  • OS *: Windows 7
  • Processor: Dual Core 2.4GHz
  • Memory: 2 GB RAM
  • Graphics: GTX 260 / Radeon 530
  • Storage: 1 GB available space

Recommended

Recommended:
  • OS: Windows 11
  • Processor: Quad Core 2.6GHz
  • Memory: 4 GB RAM
  • Graphics: GTX 1030
  • Storage: 1 GB available space

Supported Languages

English, French, Italian, German, Simplified Chinese, Portuguese - Brazil, Japanese, Korean, Russian, Turkish, Ukrainian, Greek, Spanish - Spain

Latest news

  • Patch NotesOfficial

    Hans | Patch 4

    Hello there rollers! This update brings some bug fixes, life quality updates and a brand new height-counter. Current and Maximum Height Counter. New particles for chests. Invisible Hans "InvisiHans" skin. (The chest for it is on the second street) Keybinding Reset button. Time counter on the top right corner changed from "H-M-S" format to "H-MM-SS" format. Resolution option bug at the beginning. The yellow truck's collision at the space. The dentist chair's collision on the crane. Well then, I wish you a good roll!
    Read full article on Community Announcements (at0mpublish)
  • Patch NotesOfficial

    HANS | Patch 3

    Greetings everyone! With this update, we fixed a minor collision bug and put the image of the first person who finished Hans to the top! He managed to be the one (https://www.twitch.tv/mechayutori)! So, who's next?
    Read full article on Community Announcements (gameswendigo)
  • Patch NotesOfficial

    HANS | Patch 2

    Hello everyone! This update brings some collision fixes. We've also improved a few areas where players in general were struggling too much. Happy parkouring! (and falling (:)
    Read full article on Community Announcements (gameswendigo)
  • Patch NotesOfficial

    HANS | Day 1 Patch

    Greetings to everyone! First of all, thank you very much for your interest in Hans. Due to the reports we received on the first day, we have simplified "just the beginning" of the game a bit. We wanted to make it easier for new players to get used to the game. There were also some minor issues with collisions of a few objects, which we solved. Happy parkour to all of you!
    Read full article on Community Announcements (gameswendigo)
  • AnnouncementsOfficial

    🍉 The world's juiciest challenge: Hans! 🍉

    Steam Next Fest 2023: October
    Read full article on Community Announcements (gameswendigo)

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