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Cocked and Loaded

Chunky Banana Games · Published by Chunky Banana Games

Content notice: This game contains content not suitable for all ages. Starting from the title screen and throughout the game, male genitalia and ejaculate will be visible.

1 user reviews — 100% positive (1 reviews) · 4 achievements

Last updated 27 Sept 2026

Cocked and Loaded is a fast paced local multiplayer party game for up to four players. With simple controls, players will learn to shoot, melee, and dodge incoming attacks effectively within the first few matches. More dedicated players will be glad to hear there can be a high skill ceiling as well.

Early AccessDJCTQ 18PvPFull Controller Support

£3.39

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Price history

3 Sept 2026Lowest: £3.39 · Highest: £3.3911 Oct 2026

Action, Early Access, Casual · 2024 · More under £5 games

Experience high-octane local multiplayer action in Cocked and Loaded, where simple controls hide a deep skill curve. Join the fun in 2024 with friends or strangers for intense matches that test your reflexes and strategy.

About this game


Cocked and Loaded is a fast paced local multiplayer party game where players will control a rigid penis with the goal of destroying enemy players by meleeing or ejaculating onto the opposition. Easy to pick up but hard to master, players will learn to effectively move, dodge, melee, aim, and shoot within the first few matches. Dedicated players will be happy to hear the skill ceiling can be high when utilizing movement techniques and strategy.

2-4 Player Versus

Up to 4 players are able to battle it out at once. It's a free for all, jizz is flying, and penises are falling. No one is safe, and your own jizz can be your downfall, so watch out!

Player Customization

Customize your penis by changing its colour and trail, and select a menu decoration and victory celebration!

Level Editor

Place platforms, level hazards, and player spawn points to create your own custom levels to extend the fun!

System Requirements

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Minimum

Minimum:
  • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
  • OS *: Windows 7
  • Processor: AMD FX-4300
  • Memory: 4 GB RAM
  • Graphics: Radeon R7 370
  • DirectX: Version 11
  • Storage: 170 MB available space

Recommended

Recommended:
  • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
  • DirectX: Version 11

Supported Languages

English*
*languages with full audio support

Latest news

  • Patch NotesOfficial

    Power Ups and Small Bug Fixes

    Added power ups to the levels. Position is randomly generated, as is the time when they appear. -Heart - Increases max HP -Snowflake - Freezes enemies, and disables input for a short period. -Lightning Bolt - Damages enemies -"Wiggly Worm" - Increases damage output Also fixed a few UI bugs, and some random ones I can't remember.
    Read full article on Community Announcements (Blitz54)

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