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We Need To Cook - Drug Empire Simulator

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We Need To Cook - Drug Empire Simulator

Harold Crow · Published by Harold Crow

Content notice: The mature content featured pertains to drug use, drug creation, and drug trafficking.

Mixed — 61% positive (93 reviews)

Last updated 27 Sept 2026

We need to cook! You are a drug-designing genius, living a bland existence in a middle-class neighborhood in Utah. You decide you want more out of life, so you buy a beat-up RV, drive it into the desert, and cook drugs. Make immense profits! (Made by one dude, hope you enjoy)

DJCTQ 18

£4.29

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3 Sept 2026Lowest: £4.29 · Highest: £4.299 Oct 2026

Action, Adventure, Indie, Simulation, Strategy · 2023 · More under £5 games

Embark on a unique adventure where you design drugs in the wilds of Utah's desert, turning an RV into your drug empire. Navigate simulation and strategy as you seek riches beyond your former middle-class existence.

About this game

We need to cook!
You are a drug-designing genius, living a bland existence in a middle-class neighborhood in Utah.
You decide you want more out of life, so you buy a beat-up RV, drive it into the desert, and cook up drugs.

You find a reliable drug distributor to sell your product, make enormous profits, and upgrade from your humble RV cook, to a Megalab in the city.

But you must be careful... Your money has to be laundered safely before you can spend it. The Government can't know of your illicit dealings.
Until then, store your millions on a pallet in the basement.

Slowly grow your business until you own the largest drug empire in the state!

Game Features:
Scientifically-Accurate (somewhat) Drug Cooking Mechanics. Complete all the real-life steps of cooking meth!
Operate a realistic money-laundering Business; selling fake digital art to YOURSELF.
Earn Immense Profits, and upgrade from your humble RV to a MEGALAB in the city, and buy a Penthouse to store your money in.
Become the ultimate Drug Kingpin


This game was developed by 1 person (me) as a resume-building game to show employers my skills.
I look forward to the community I hope this game will create!

Please ignore the bugs haha. There are a few left in there, but I've taken most of them out.
If you encounter one, please join my Discord and let me know!








System Requirements

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Minimum

Minimum:
  • OS: Windows 10
  • Processor: AMD Ryzen 7 or similar
  • Memory: 5 GB RAM
  • Graphics: Nvidia GTX 1050
  • Storage: 5 GB available space

Recommended

Recommended:
  • OS: Windows 10
  • Processor: AMD Ryzen 9 or similar
  • Memory: 5 GB RAM
  • Graphics: Nvidia RTX 2080
  • Storage: 5 GB available space

Supported Languages

English*
*languages with full audio support

Latest news

  • Patch NotesOfficial

    Dark Web Update

    The Onion Browser has been overhauled, and functions much more smoothly. Also, you now have a 'Favorites' section, so you don't have to type in the URL every time!
    Read full article on Community Announcements (marcus)
  • Patch NotesOfficial

    Poker Update

    You can now play virtual-poker with Bitcoin on the Dark Web. Also, you now possess a Fedora. Enjoy!
    Read full article on Community Announcements (marcus)
  • Patch NotesOfficial

    Major Update

    The game has been MAJORLY Updated to be more enjoyable for the fans! Thank you for all the support, and please don't mind the bugs. There's just a few left in there, but I got most of them. Thanks!!!!
    Read full article on Community Announcements (marcus)
  • Patch NotesOfficial

    Missions Update

    The first mission: Hunt the DEA, has been completed! Your shipment has been stolen from the Jeweler, and you have to steal it back from the DEA using any means necessary. Money laundering: the process has been sped up, made easier. Purchasing Cook Ingredients: To increase realism, you now have to purchase ingredients before each cook in the RV. You purchase these on the Dark Web Marketplace. Thank you for your patience! More updates to come very soon!!!
    Read full article on Community Announcements (marcus)
  • Patch NotesOfficial

    Much Better RV, bug fixes!

    FIxed a few code and aesthetic issues.
    Read full article on Community Announcements (marcus)

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