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Hastily Assembled · Published by Hastily Assembled · Official site ↗
Content notice: You will see pixelated blood, gore, corpses and violence.
Last updated 27 Sept 2026
My retro-3D first-person horror adventure about the night I delivered a pizza to a haunted manor full of deadly traps, knife-wielding cultists, and lots of gore. This all actually happened to me. How it all ended will shock you the most!
Free
Action, Adventure, Indie · More free games
Embark on a deadly mission to deliver a pizza to a haunted manor filled with traps and cultists. Slice through the gore in an indie action-adventure that blends retro gameplay with shocking twists.
About this game
My shift was almost over, but I had one more pizza to deliver. Unfortunately, my destination was the creepy manor on the outskirts of town. Little did I know that my night was about to take a turn for the terrifying. This is my true story of deadly traps, knife-wielding cultists, and demonic sacrifices; but how it all ended will shock you the most…
- A terrifyingly true tale
- Retro-inspired graphics
- Puzzles that test your wits
- Talk to NPCs and choose what to say
- Multiple endings
- Over the top gore!
- Full controller support
System Requirements
Will my PC run this? →Minimum
Minimum:
- OS *: Windows 7 SP1
- Processor: Intel Core i5 or equivalent
- Memory: 8 GB RAM
- Graphics: GeForce GTX 660 or equivalent
- DirectX: Version 11
- Storage: 300 MB available space
Supported Languages
English
