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Watch trailer on Steam ↗My Name is Uncle Groucho You Win a Fat Cigar
Automata UK · Published by Pixel Games UK
7 user reviews — 71% positive (7 reviews)
Last updated 27 Sept 2026
In this bizarre graphically-augmented text-adventure originally released in 1983 from the mind of Mel Croucher, Uncle Groucho is your guide in a wacky alternative Hollywood where cigars are currency and you are as likely to travel in a space shuttle as in a covered wagon.
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Adventure, RPG · 2023 · More under £5 games
Navigate the eccentric paths of a text-adventure where cigars are currency and space shuttles are as common as covered wagons. Join Uncle Groucho, your humorous guide, in this 2023 release from Automata UK.
About this game
Gameplay
Using simple text commands, move around Hollywood searching for Groucho and his friend the Piman. Fat cigars are your currency, and can be won by doing things like gambling at a casino or betting on horses. Finding Groucho gives you chances to have hints revealed to you about a certain celebrity figure. When this game was originally released, players could send in their mystery celebrity name guesses to the game's publisher, Automata UK, to be entered into a prize draw for a trip to Hollywood on Concorde! Unfortunately, players of this version will be a little late to the party, as the prize was already won back in 1984 by Phil Daley from Stoke-on-Trent.This enhanced version introduces a number of modern features to this retro classic, including:
- Saving/loading the game at any point
- Support for most modern game controllers
- Full control remapping
- Image scaling and smoothing options
System Requirements
Will my PC run this? →Minimum
- Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
- Memory: 70 MB RAM
- Storage: 50 MB available space
Recommended
- Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system






