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My Name is Uncle Groucho You Win a Fat Cigar

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My Name is Uncle Groucho You Win a Fat Cigar

Automata UK · Published by Pixel Games UK

7 user reviews — 71% positive (7 reviews)

Last updated 27 Sept 2026

In this bizarre graphically-augmented text-adventure originally released in 1983 from the mind of Mel Croucher, Uncle Groucho is your guide in a wacky alternative Hollywood where cigars are currency and you are as likely to travel in a space shuttle as in a covered wagon.

DJCTQ 12

£2.49

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3 Sept 2026Lowest: £2.49 · Highest: £2.4913 Oct 2026

Adventure, RPG · 2023 · More under £5 games

Navigate the eccentric paths of a text-adventure where cigars are currency and space shuttles are as common as covered wagons. Join Uncle Groucho, your humorous guide, in this 2023 release from Automata UK.

About this game

Uncle Groucho is your guide in a wacky alternative Hollywood where cigars are currency and you are as likely to travel in a space shuttle as in a covered wagon. Designed in 1983 by Mel Croucher, the British videogame pioneer, this bizarre graphically-augmented text-adventure for the ZX Spectrum showcased Mel's unique brand of humour. Now, relive those days in this remastered emulated version.

Gameplay

Using simple text commands, move around Hollywood searching for Groucho and his friend the Piman. Fat cigars are your currency, and can be won by doing things like gambling at a casino or betting on horses. Finding Groucho gives you chances to have hints revealed to you about a certain celebrity figure. When this game was originally released, players could send in their mystery celebrity name guesses to the game's publisher, Automata UK, to be entered into a prize draw for a trip to Hollywood on Concorde! Unfortunately, players of this version will be a little late to the party, as the prize was already won back in 1984 by Phil Daley from Stoke-on-Trent.


This enhanced version introduces a number of modern features to this retro classic, including:

  • Saving/loading the game at any point
  • Support for most modern game controllers
  • Full control remapping
  • Image scaling and smoothing options

System Requirements

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Minimum

Minimum:
  • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
  • Memory: 70 MB RAM
  • Storage: 50 MB available space

Recommended

Recommended:
  • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system

Supported Languages

English

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