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Palesuckers
lil' baker films, Jagged Realms · Published by lil' baker films · Official site ↗
Content notice: Contains mild violence and gore.
Last updated 27 Sept 2026
Follow the story of the very first vampire, who this pale "nobody" is, and why there's a growth on his neck. If things weren't already confusing, he comes across a horde of demons, ghouls, and zombies that he must fight off as he figures out what is happening.
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Adventure, Indie, Casual · More free games
Embark on a unique tale as the first vampire in Palesuckers, navigating puzzles and combat while uncovering the truth behind your strange condition. Join forces with developers lil' baker films and Jagged Realms for an indie adventure that blends mystery and action.
About this game
Palesuckers is a 2.5D metroidvania game that tells the story of the very first vampire and how he came to become the "Lord of Satan" in this 1700th century Scotland countryside. We follow a Scottish pict as he tries to figure out who he is and why he woke up with a growth on his neck, naked, in an old run down crannog. If things weren't already confusing, he must slog through a horde of demons, ghouls, and zombies.
FEATURES
- cut-out storybook style!
- hours and hours of gameplay!
- dozens of mythical creatures to fight!
- powers to obtain!
- zombies, ghosts, monsters!
- rats!
- RATS!!!
System Requirements
Will my PC run this? →Minimum
Minimum:
- OS *: Windows 7 (64bit)
- Processor: Intel Core 2 Duo E4500 | AMD Athlon 64 X2 5600+
- Memory: 2 GB RAM
- Graphics: Intel UHD Graphics 630
- Storage: 2 GB available space
Supported Languages
English*
*languages with full audio support
*languages with full audio support
