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Team PUNCHERMAN! · Published by Team PUNCHERMAN!
Positive — 87% positive (30 reviews)
Last updated 27 Sept 2026
PUNCHERMAN!: First Day is a first-person comedy physics dad simulator where you play as a retired FPS hero/generally manly man trying to become the best dad ever. One problem: the only way he can interact with the world is with an incredible punch. Use your fists of fury to prove your heart of gold!
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Adventure, Indie · 2023 · More free games
Step into the shoes of a former action hero now learning to be a dad in PUNCHERMAN!: First Day, an indie adventure where every punch tells a story.
About this game
PUNCHING IS ALL YOU KNOW. YOU'VE PUNCHED ALIENS, DEMONS, ZOMBIES—BUT WITH THESE THREATS GONE, YOU FACE YOUR GREATEST CHALLENGE YET: FAMILY LIFE.
PUNCHERMAN!: First Day is a comedy physics dad simulator where you live a day in the life of a former violent FPS protagonist/superhero/generally manly man as he tries to prove himself as a good father and husband. But there’s one problem with that: the only real ability he has is an insanely powerful PUNCH!
Engage in the most masculine of stay-at-home-daddery by completing household chores and running errands using only your fists of fury… and accidentally destroy everything you see in the process.
PUNCHERMAN!: First Day is a comedy physics dad simulator where you live a day in the life of a former violent FPS protagonist/superhero/generally manly man as he tries to prove himself as a good father and husband. But there’s one problem with that: the only real ability he has is an insanely powerful PUNCH!
Engage in the most masculine of stay-at-home-daddery by completing household chores and running errands using only your fists of fury… and accidentally destroy everything you see in the process.
FEATURES AND CONTENT!
- A short vertical slice of the concept: about 20 minutes of chaotic punching fun!
- A to-do list of 10+ basic chores and errands to punch your way through
- Four distinct maps filled with physics objects that break or get launched on being punched
- 3D first-person punching with both hands
- Optional timer display for speedrunning
System Requirements
Will my PC run this? →Minimum
Minimum:
- OS: Windows 10
- Processor: Intel Core i7-8550U
- Graphics: Intel UHD Graphics 630
- Storage: 1 GB available space
Supported Languages
English
Latest news
Patch NotesOfficial
Update Notes: Oct. 22, 2023
Hi! We made some updates to PUNCHERMAN! earlier in the summer, and we're very excited to finally release them on Steam. Most of these updates are minor bug fixes that we uncovered during playtests, so there are no significant changes to standard gameplay. However, there is one front-facing change that might catch your eye: fire hydrants now shoot up a fountain of water on being destroyed, and you can ride it to gain some altitude! Will this help you in your quest to become the best dad ever? We don't know -- it just sounded like a fun idea, so we implemented it!Read full article on Community Announcements (Noah Kuhn)
