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POOSTALL Royale

RWS C Team · Published by Running With Scissors · Official site ↗

Content notice: Contains: • Frequent killing; • Non Playable Characters verbally expressing fear; • Usage of legal and illegal drugs; • Suicide feature/animation accompanied by dialogue.

Very Positive — 85% positive (1,126 reviews)

Last updated 27 Sept 2026

APRIL FOOLS 2023ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ Don't let the title fool you, this isn't a battle royale game. Maybe this isn't even a game at all... well, just download now and figure it out!

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Action, Free To Play · 2023 · More free games

Discover a unique twist on classic battle royale action in POOSTALL Royale. Developed by RWS C Team and released in 2023, this free-to-play game invites you to explore new strategies as you navigate through the chaos.

About this game

APRIL FOOLS 2023

That's right, this was all part of an elaborate April Fools joke. But what exactly is real and what isn't?

Quite simply, the game is real, the people who worked in it are real and all the plans to continue improving the game are real too!

While this game was never meant to be taken too seriously, the people behind the "C Team of RWS" are passionate and are willing to continuing polishing this game. All the new updates will be FREE!

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So you got to this Steam page and you're wondering what in the blue hell you're seeing right in front of you. It's hard to explain really, one month in the making and the C team of RWS crapped out this absolute masterpiece that is available for you to download right now!

We can't believe we're not charging you for this masterpiece!

It's almost like that game... Hatred!

Shoot your way through multiple waves of braindead NPCs who are literally only programmed to run towards you while yelling random things recorded from a bathroom stall with a cheap USB microphone. Compare your highscore with your friends, if you have any. Enjoy the beautiful assets that we've bought and didn't even bother to make ourselves!

We've gone WOKE!

For the first time ever, you get to play as a female POSTAL Dude, complete with voice lines and everything.

The Pigeon Mission

Many years in the making, and it's finally here... the super ultra cool PIGEON MISSION is finally a reality! Feed pigeons as fast as you can and... well... that's it really. Wait, you expected to be able to kill them? we've gone woke, remember?

In case you haven't realised by now

This is an April Fools joke...

System Requirements

Will my PC run this? →

Minimum

Minimum:
  • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
  • OS: Windows 10 and 11
  • Processor: 2.5 GHz quad core processor
  • Memory: 8 GB RAM
  • Graphics: DirectX11 compatible graphics card w/ dedicated 4GB VRAM
  • DirectX: Version 11
  • Storage: 2 GB available space

Recommended

Recommended:
  • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
  • OS: Windows 10 and 11
  • Processor: 4.0 GHz quad core processor
  • Memory: 8 GB RAM
  • Graphics: DirectX11 compatible graphics card w/ dedicated 4GB VRAM
  • DirectX: Version 11
  • Storage: 2 GB available space
  • Additional Notes: SSD drive is highly recommended.

Supported Languages

English*
*languages with full audio support

Latest news

  • AnnouncementsOfficial

    Happy First Anniversary!

    Hello, POSTAL Dudes and Does! Happy April Fools' Day! Today marks a special occasion, and a very important milestone that we never thought we’d reach: the day POOSTALL Royale turns one year old! We weren’t kidding when we said we’d still work on this and give you updates for free! This is a passion project and we’re in this for the long haul. Expect more updates to come to this little passion project of ours in the future, and hopefully more frequently. We’ve got one in the works already, and we’re hoping it’s a doozy! The list below should give you all an insight into what we’ve been cooking over the past year. Thank you all for sticking by us for our first year, and remember: GO POOSTALL! - The C Team What We've Been Cooking: Improved and expanded maps and hub area {STEAM_CLAN_IMAGE}/43885818/50fd2f2af51fcbe08bef8f341ceb39f63be0934a.png {STEAM_CLAN_IMAGE}/43885818/5acf50a5a269247d924044054bb8167fc684c8b1.png {STEAM_CLAN_IMAGE}/43885818/259cd3f3e15f3b6fbe1692448ad9a3d0c4c064f6.png {STEAM_CLAN_IMAGE}/43885818/a4f9e4fc2fb35b4fe623c01a01d3d9dee812558f.png New weapons (two will be added in the next patch, more are still being designed) {STEAM_CLAN_IMAGE}/43885818/eebcc9c64c4da8f6078b50f5e0a56812695edc46.png Selectable costumes (models are still placeholders and subject to change) Improved HUD functionality Redesigned UI elements New announcer lines Improved Pigeon Mission New loading screen art for each playable map New pickup items (food, Kevlar armor) {STEAM_CLAN_IMAGE}/43885818/7e21c894cc34caa094475e7c34d04becf7fc9620.png {STEAM_CLAN_IMAGE}/43885818/bfadf475e8bb1ba894a0c049c948e614ea99775f.png Added song for Credits New hidden song by Fudge Packard (low chance of playing in Menu and Credits) "Quit to Desktop" function from the Pause Menu New playable characters!
    Read full article on Community Announcements (LN95)
  • AnnouncementsOfficial

    April Fools 2023

    That's right, this was all part of an elaborate April Fools joke, but what exactly is real and what isn't? To put it simply, the game is real, the people who worked in it are real and all the plans to continue improving the game are real too! While this game was never meant to be taken too seriously, the people behind the "C Team of RWS" are passionate and are willing to continue polishing this game they've worked on for only a month. All the new updates will be free to download! For those who are wondering what's on the horizon for POOSTALL Royale, we have a roadmap right here which shows some of the plans we're willing to share at the moment: https://steamcommunity.com/app/2362740/discussions/0/5300214375037026550/ For a FAQ and known issues, check out this thread: https://steamcommunity.com/app/2362740/discussions/0/5300214375036978536/ Thank you all for the overwhelming support, GO POOSTALL! - The C Team
    Read full article on Community Announcements (Zeron)

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