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Totally Accurate Dating Simulator

KaiserGames · Published by KaiserGames

Content notice: Dead baby jokes and rude language

Last updated 27 Sept 2026

You were stood up on your date! But you're already at the bar and won't leave without some female interaction!!! What awaits you? A simple stroll or a cult of hair enthusiasts? A pleasant conversation in a summer café or a detective investigation of a murder? Find out for yourself!

Simulation, Casual · More free games

About this game

So, you arranged a meeting but the girl didn't show up. Of course, it happens! I've had it happen to me a billion times already. But if you were already prepared for the meeting, why not go to a bar and try your luck with someone else? How wonderful it is to spend time at a bar, sifting through potential partners!

• SFW
  I can't believe I'm saying this, but yes, THERE ARE NO EROTIC SCENES in this game!
  
• Humour
  
• Dark Humour
  
• EXTREMELY DARK HUMOUR
  
• The jokes about dead infants (I CONDEMN AND APOLOGIZE ON MY KNEES IN ADVANCE)
  
• Interesting stories and choice with consequences
  
• THE FOG IS COMING
  
• ｔＨ𝐄 𝕗𝕆𝓖 เѕ ɕ𝕆𝐌เ几𝓖
  
• 𝔱h҉𝔢 𝔣o҉𝔤 𝔦s҉ c҉𝔬m҉𝔦n҉𝔤
  
• T̶̞͋͆͒͜ͅḦ̷̗E̵̡̠͐͐͑ ̵̪̓F̵̙̳̪̀͌O̶͕͚͇͛͛͘G̵͕̝̔̆̋ ̸̟̯̦͐I̴͕̫̐S̶̞̟̔͝ ̸̧̌C̶͖͎͑͠ͅO̶̝̖͇͊̎M̵̲̖̎̏̀Ĩ̴̢͕̌N̵̡̻͂͛͠G̵͉͔͉͝

• Akekandra - What could be better than starting a conversation with a joke? Maybe you can start with a joke about dead infants? (You will start with it, don't worry, you have no choice)
  
• Mellissa - What a mommy! Bark for her!
  
• Tracy - I won't even describe her, as she will die five minutes after meeting you.
  
• Yana -What is your opinion on our God and Savior?
  
• Toddina - Bought her a drink? Nice one! But how about buying Skyrim?
  
• t̵͖́h̷͎̿e̶̟̎ ̵̧͆f̴̧̀ô̶͜g̴̘͑ ̸͖̽i̵̻̐s̶̤̒ ̷̨̍c̸͈̓ô̶͍m̸̱̾ḭ̴̓n̸͓̆g̶̍ͅ,̵̤͋ ̶͍̃t̶̓͜h̷͉̾e̵̛̠ ̵̪̾f̴̺̾ǒ̷̧g̴̝̓ ̸̮̇i̸̮̍s̵̽͜ ̴̠͗c̷̣͂o̶̢͋m̸̺̊i̶̖̅n̴̦̐g̸̡̔