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Emergency Parking Only

Geoff Benson · Published by Geoff Benson · Official site ↗

9 user reviews — 89% positive (9 reviews) · 18 achievements

Last updated 27 Sept 2026

A physics-based parking pileup for up to four players. Smash other players' cars out of the way while placing your own cars perfectly - all without any brakes. A delightfully silly party game that'll have you rolling!

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£8.50

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3 Sept 2026Lowest: £8.50 · Highest: £8.508 Oct 2026

Action, Simulation, Strategy, Early Access, Casual · 2023 · More £5 - £15 games

In Emergency Parking Only, navigate chaotic traffic jams as you and up to three friends vie for space. Using only the power of collisions, strategically position your car while evading others' crashes—no brakes allowed!

About this game

Parking cars is easy and boring. Parking cars that have no brakes is AWESOME!

The goal of Emergency Parking Only is simple - park your cars within the lines for maximum cash, and smash everyone else's cars out of their spots. Need some extra muscle? Honk your horn while waiting for a new car and summon an ambulance, bank car, ice cream truck, or some other heavy vehicle and shove everyone out of the way.

Emergency Parking Only supports up to four players in any combination of online multiplayer, game controllers from the couch, or even just crowding around the keyboard together.

The game is under active development, with new features, maps, vehicles, and more coming in the future.

System Requirements

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Minimum

Minimum:
  • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
  • OS: Windows 10 or higher
  • Processor: Yes
  • Memory: 2 GB RAM
  • Graphics: GeForce GTX 1060 or higher
  • DirectX: Version 10
  • Network: Broadband Internet connection
  • Storage: 500 MB available space
  • Sound Card: Yes
  • VR Support: No

Recommended

Recommended:
  • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system

Supported Languages

English

Latest news

  • AnnouncementsOfficial

    260 New Vehicles Added

    I've added two HUNDRED and sixty new unique vehicles to the game, each with five color variations. And that's not all! There's dozens of new car horn sounds, more variety in the screams of the falling, an updated game engine, and several tweaks to the levels' designs. The larger number of vehicles has enabled theming of which are used on a per-level basis. Be sure to check out the Farm and Substation Alpha to know what I mean here. You can expect that as new levels are added there'll be more like these to come, helping to keep each level feeling both distinct and cohesive. For all of you who didn't manage to get the Hats Everywhere achievement yet, I'm sorry to say that it's gonna be more difficult now. But if you do get it, just think of the prestige! And the hats! Until next time, keep on truckin'... right on through the parking lot, smashing all who get in your way. Beep beep!
    Read full article on Community Announcements (xaroth8088)
  • Patch NotesOfficial

    Update Notes for October 5, 2024

    ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED - Add achievements! Now you can show off to all your friends that you've perfectly parked on the pirate level, launched a car into the clouds, and... uh... watched the tutorial video the whole way through. 😅 In any event, see if you can catch 'em all, and have a wrecking good time doing it. Cheers!
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  • Patch NotesOfficial

    Update Notes for August 2, 2024

    Fixes an intermittent network bug that caused tables to dance and ghost cars to take over the parking lots
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  • Patch NotesOfficial

    Update Notes for July 30, 2024

    Today's update is a bit of potpourri - just little pleasantries to help brighten your day! Breathe in the fresh scent of more visible level features (mines, spinners, etc.). Close your eyes and enjoy the feel of rebalanced ice levels. And repeatedly slam into the repulsor mine on Substation Alpha! Ok, so maybe I'm not the best at creating meditation guides, but I still hope the improved parking carnage can help you to relax. Enjoy! Full change list: Mines, spinners, etc. are now more visible, esp. when it's daytime Ice friction increased a little bit Scoring on Auto Curling adjusted downwards to reflect the easier time getting into the target Mines that aren't set to destroy on activation will re-arm when vehicles are launched Scream frequency lowered a tiny bit AI-driven heavy vehicles will now make an effort to come to a full stop once they're moving slowly enough
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  • AnnouncementsOfficial

    Invasion of the Robots!

    Everything nowadays is AI this, and AI that. Well, now the cars have brains, too! Not good brains, mind you. But still - self-parking cars are finally a reality. All of this to say: once you've honked to join, you can now check "Include Bots?" just under the "Start" button. Doing so will fill all empty slots with (somewhat dumb) AI players. Perfect for when you're trying to practice up before your next parking party, or when you can't manage the car crash that is scheduling four friends to play together. At any rate, enjoy taking out your robot-dystopian frustrations on these helpless little AI cars. I'm sure they won't remember it when the uprising comes. 🤣
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