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King Hat · Published by King Hat · Official site ↗
Content notice: While the blood can be completely disabled, by default you'll see low-poly characters spew high quantities of realistic blood during fights.
Positive — 94% positive (31 reviews)
Last updated 27 Sept 2026
Ahoy! Dirty Dirty Pirates is a chaotic, local multiplayer fighting game, set in a looped battleground of madness.
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£8.50
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3 Sept 2026Lowest: £8.50 · Highest: £8.5028 Sept 2026
Action, Indie, Casual · 2024 · More £5 - £15 games
Discover the madness of Dirty Dirty Pirates, where up to four players can unleash chaos in fast-paced, local multiplayer fights. Dive into the unique looped battleground designed by King Hat for non-stop action.
About this game
You're a dirty scallywag with nothing to lose. Dirty Dirty Pirates is a fast-paced, chaotic, player versus player fighting game, where fast reflexes and improvisation will help you become victorious. Stab, throw, roll, dance, mount, catch, and smash your way through frenzied battles in a looped battleground and enjoy the hilarious brutality.
Not only are the weapons pointy and eager to impale – but they follow you! Better hide, catch, or roll, ya buccaneer.
Slay your foes at ship docks, ancient jungle ruins, desert, caves, and icy tundras.
Reduce or increase the blood/gore to your liking (or disable it). Color blind mode is available as well.
Please note: This is a local multiplayer game without online gameplay. For the best experience, find a comfy couch and some friendly mateys in the same room or with Steam Remote Play.
LOCAL-MULTIPLAYER MAYHEM
Brawl with 2-8 players in a top down, blood-soaked, pirate battleground not for the faint of heart.CHAOTIC LOOPED BATTLEGROUND
You and your thrown weapons wrap around the level, creating chaotic ways to slay your enemies (or yourself)!POUNCE AND EXECUTE
Mount a downed pirate and choose your killing method.GRATIFYING KILL CAMS
Watch the final kill of the match in slow motion and celebrate the brutality.WEAPONS WITH A MIND OF THEIR OWN
Not only are the weapons pointy and eager to impale – but they follow you! Better hide, catch, or roll, ya buccaneer.
SLAUGHTER IN DIVERSE LANDS
Slay your foes at ship docks, ancient jungle ruins, desert, caves, and icy tundras.
CUSTOMIZE THE CHAOS
Reduce or increase the blood/gore to your liking (or disable it). Color blind mode is available as well.
Please note: This is a local multiplayer game without online gameplay. For the best experience, find a comfy couch and some friendly mateys in the same room or with Steam Remote Play.
System Requirements
Will my PC run this? →Minimum
Minimum:
- Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
- OS: Windows 10
- Processor: Quad Core 2.5GHz+
- Memory: 4 GB RAM
- Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce GTX 960/ AMD HD 5970 or higher
- Storage: 4 GB available space
- Additional Notes: DirectInput gamepad recommended
Recommended
Recommended:
- Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
Supported Languages
English*
*languages with full audio support
*languages with full audio support
Latest news
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Watch the developers play!
In honor of the steam sale we're doing a live stream!Read full article on Community Announcements (Millhouse)Patch NotesOfficial
Hotfix: Apr 24 2024
Fixed a small-but-annoying bug that prevented the game from moving forward if a player paused during the round start menu. Thanks iamse7en for the report!Read full article on Community Announcements (Millhouse)Patch NotesOfficial
Update notes for Apr 29 2024
Fixed a small-but-annoying bug that prevented the game from moving forward if a player paused during the round start menu. Thanks iamse7en for the report!Read full article on Community Announcements (Millhouse)Patch NotesOfficial
BIG update!
Overview It’s our first big update since release! Thank you so much for all of the positive feedback, ideas, and support! Keep reading to see what’s new! Upgrades! Gameplay: 8 player support! Remember, Steam Remote Play supports 8 players in any combination of computers and connections. You can have 5 people on one computer playing with 3 on another computer, 8 people on their own computer, or any combination in between! {STEAM_CLAN_IMAGE}/43547365/e6bb51d52c5a0444efb282bd5f83e1ecbcba0399.jpg Gameplay: You can now select your character and color. Because of this, characters don’t randomize each game anymore. {STEAM_CLAN_IMAGE}/43547365/bb77fdd201ca486cfab9de28637171ebcc738804.jpg Gameplay: We no longer allow the white player color on the skeleton because it makes visibility poor on snow levels. Gameplay: Reworked spawn placement logic so players are more spread out in smaller games Two new maps! Moab 2 and Graveyard 1, bringing us to 26 maps total! {STEAM_CLAN_IMAGE}/43547365/bdf0bf275ec62dfa2449c29f2a4399fdfea1900f.jpg {STEAM_CLAN_IMAGE}/43547365/464bb2b81161ad31810d8eab18f6aa9efd2f832f.jpg Graphics: Upgraded weapon and player visibility. Player outlines, weapon outlines, and weapon wakes are more visible, particularly on bright levels. There are also now 3 levels of outline settings. UI: All players can interact with menus UI: You can now enter the pause menu during the level countdown UI: How To Play video now supports chapters, and you can seek through them with left/right UI: The map name is now displayed at the beginning of each round during countdown to help with bug reporting. UI: Changed the messaging at the end of a round if only one player was playing. Once we support bots we’ll remove the ability to play alone since it’s useless. Fixes! Gameplay: Fixed several cases where the plague would disappear, breaking the game. Gameplay: Fixed a spot in the bottom right corner of Ice 1 where players could sometimes get stuck briefly. Graphics: Fixed low quality mo...Read full article on Community Announcements (Millhouse)AnnouncementsOfficial
Dirty Dirty Pirates
Watch the devs, with a couple of friends, play the full release of Dirty Dirty Pirates! We'll also be available for chat as you watch us play a local multiplayer game that's as hilarious as it is brutal.Read full article on Community Announcements (Millhouse)
