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Ike Arts · Published by Ike Arts
8 user reviews — 88% positive (8 reviews) · 21 achievements
Last updated 27 Sept 2026
"Butchers Don't Surf! RELOADED" is an endless runner side-scrolling 3D game with adventure elements.
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Action, Adventure, Indie, Casual · 2023 · More under £5 games
Butchers don't surf? Think again. In this 2023 indie adventure, players control unexpected heroes as they race through endless waves, dodging hazards and collecting treasures.
About this game
Premise
A mysterious object from space is sowing chaos wherever it goes. Land vehicles begin to move on their own, causing accidents and hit-and-runs on the roads. Planes, helicopters, and other aircraft also come to life, creating a scene of despair. At the same time, wild animals invade cities and attack the population.
On an isolated farm in the Alps, pigs gain intelligence and arm themselves. The farmer is overpowered.
The swine spot an enigmatic "monolith" floating in the sky and devise a daring plan to capture it. However, to reach the black stone, they must cross an enigmatic aerial chaos.
They recover an old cannon stored on the farm and launch the butcher, a retired "circus human cannonball," toward the object. Now, they train the farmer intensively to carry out crucial missions.

Gameplay
Every three rounds, the character is launched from a cannon with the goal of going as far as possible.
During matches, earn money, access the shop, and invest in new equipment, firearms, and cannons.
Upgrade your inventory and try to make it around the world!
Additionally, unlock unique characters, complete missions, and earn medals.
The experience is so rewarding that you'll want to start all over again!

RELOADED
"Butchers Don't Surf! Reloaded" is the revised and improved version of the first game in the series, featuring new mechanics, new characters, new challenges, and redesigned environments.
The game also includes a guide to help the player reach the end of the journey.

Medals
After purchasing equipment from the barn, a cannon from the yard, or a firearm from the tent, new trials will be unlocked on the medals board. As you increase your records in the matches, more medal trials will become available. There are a total of 84 trials to complete.

Equipment
Inside the barn, you will find eighteen different types of equipment. Some are designed for flight, while others are specific for water use or work on the ground.

Cannons
There are eight cannons and one catapult.

Firearms
Outside the barn, there's a tent filled with firearms. Use these weapons to clear your path by destroying obstacles and eliminating flying objects.

Other Characters
Besides the butcher, you can control other characters. To unlock them, visit the laboratory and enter the correct code on the capsule panel where they are imprisoned. The codes are engraved inside suitcases that can be found and collected during matches.

Missions
Some impostors are trying to help the monolith escape the planet. Stop them!

New Characters
New characters are available on the second character selection screen: Cosplay, Succubus, Transhumanist, Fat Snake, Shogun, Samurai Armor, Cyber Criminal, Strange Girl, Horse, Witch. Upon selecting one of them, you must complete an extremely challenging stage full of obstacles to unlock the character for full use in the game.

System Requirements
Will my PC run this? →Minimum
- Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
- OS: Windows 10 or 11
- Processor: Intel Core i7-8700 ou AMD Ryzen 7 2700X
- Memory: 16 GB RAM
- Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce GTX 1080 or AMD RX Vega 64
- DirectX: Version 12
- Storage: 10 GB available space
Recommended
- Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
- OS: Windows 10 or 11
- Processor: Intel Core Ultra 5 245K ou AMD Ryzen 5 9600X
- Memory: 32 GB RAM
- Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce RTX 5060 Ti or AMD Radeon RX 9060 XT
- DirectX: Version 12
- Storage: 10 GB available space
Supported Languages
Latest news
AnnouncementsOfficial
Butchers Don't Surf! - RELOADED
Butcher's Don't Surf — ReloadedA new wave is coming!Butcher's Don't Surf is back — and this time, it's Reloaded!This major new version brings a huge number of improvements, new mechanics, new characters, new challenges, technical enhancements, and countless fixes designed to make the game a better experience from beginning to end.🏄 A Completely Improved ExperienceReloaded introduces a new guide system that will accompany you throughout the game, helping you understand its mechanics, equipment, challenges, and progression. Whether you're a new player or returning for another run, the new guide is designed to make the experience clearer, smoother, and more enjoyable.🛠️ New Equipment FeaturesYour equipment has also evolved. Many items now have new functionalities and improved mechanics, giving you more possibilities when tackling the game's challenges.Experiment, discover new strategies, and find the equipment that best suits your playstyle.🔥 Meet a New CharacterA brand-new character joins the madness: a sexy, fearless red-haired girl who isn't afraid to dive headfirst into the chaos.She's ready for the challenges ahead — are you?⚖️ Rebalanced DifficultyThe difficulty has also been carefully adjusted.Some challenges are now harder, while others have been made easier. The goal isn't simply to make the game more difficult, but to create a better-balanced and more enjoyable experience from start to finish.⚙️ More ImprovementsReloaded also includes:New mechanicsNew challengesNew characterImproved equipmentNew guide/tutorial systemTechnical improvementsNumerous bug fixesGameplay adjustments and balancingGeneral improvements throughout the gameThis isn't just another update. This is a new way to play Butcher's Don't Surf.Welcome to Butcher's Don't Surf: Reloaded!Read full article on Community Announcements (Artes)Patch NotesOfficial
Update (v1.34)
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Update (v1.33)
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