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Last Dissent · Published by Last Dissent · Official site ↗
Content notice: This game contains extreme violence and dismemberment. Poorly drawn, vague, sexually suggestive doodles.
Positive — 100% positive (22 reviews) · 13 achievements
Last updated 27 Sept 2026
You will created to be tortured by a sentient job application. You will learn to live, laugh, love until the walls bleed. You will become a succulent beverage.
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Adventure, Indie · 2025 · More under £5 games
Embark on an immersive adventure where you're tormented by a sentient job application in DRINK HUMAN BEANS. Created by Last Dissent, this indie game challenges you to live, laugh, and ultimately become a succulent beverage.
About this game
Mysterious Fulfillment Complexes that turn humans into virtual products are being constructed NEAR YOU!
Features:
Relatable phone-based interaction system.
Immersive, simulated interactions in an enriching environment.
A fully-expressive, consent based, dialogue system that provides you with a unique life-affirming personality.
Privileges:
Multiple opportunities for violence-based stress relief.
Performance-based promotional opportunities allow for varying experiences of finality and operational re-alignment.
Advanced placement possible for skilled operators in a non-disclosed field
(Security Clearance Required).
Minimum Qualifications:
Must be able to read, quickly.
Comfortable with phone-like human interfaces.
Able to complete assigned tasks independently.
Preferred Qualifications:
Motivated to solve problems and navigate systems without formal training or a clear directive.
Resilient to psychologically-demanding scenarios without clear resolutions.
Possesses a natural inclination for cathartic, violence-based problem-solving.
Strong desire to generate Value.
Tinnitus resistance.
Morally flexible.
Important System Disclosures:
Standard Break policy is in effect to maximize Operator Coherence.
Occasional Service Outages may result in minor system instability.
During outages, compliance with Secur Protocol will ensure you have a safe and predictable experience.
Any fear you experience as part of this simulated program is valid and real.
Genuine human interaction is not available at this time.
Disclaimers:
*Payment is required prior to engaging in this unique opportunity. Compensation for your participation cannot be provided in a traditional format, and will instead be delivered directly as Value.
"The future of Capitalism is all about you swimming up a little straw when I suck on it."
Kotaku.gov
System Requirements
Will my PC run this? →Minimum
- OS: Windows 10
- Processor: 1.80GHz Processor
- Memory: 8 GB RAM
- Graphics: DX10 Video card with 1GB of VRAM
Supported Languages
*languages with full audio support
Latest news
Patch NotesOfficial
For the sake of your precious storage Update (The demo works now...)
Made the game smaller The Full Game and the Demo are now eachRead full article on Community Announcements (LST_dev)Patch NotesOfficial
Build 1.08 (Screen Resolution)
Screen Resolution related settings were added to the settings menu. Some visual assets were improved for narrative reasons (don't ask me I don't remember what this means) Fixed the Packer UV's BE CAREFUL Humans can now be recycled directly into the disposal (it's very janky)Read full article on Community Announcements (LST_dev)Patch NotesOfficial
Build 1.07 (keybinding)
Controls can now be set to any keyboard or mouse input. You can bind everything to the same key, go nuts.Read full article on Community Announcements (LST_dev)Patch NotesOfficial
Build 1.06
Labelled all checkers as weak source. Fixed a bug where packages should have spawned after loading into power out but were not. Created a new save structure. (Technically, if you want to, if you are very sure you understand, if you have the "DHB_Save.sav" file you no longer need the "New.save" file.Ironically, "New.sav" is old, "DHB_Save.sav" is new. If you only have new.sav and delete that you will lose all of your progress.) Working on some problems with the Fullscreen mode stretching the resolution, there should be minor improvements in this regard, but I'm not done yet. If you have this problem: Borderless Fullscreen should work correctly, but you should still let me know!Read full article on Community Announcements (LST_dev)AnnouncementsOfficial
10 Reasons to write a review. RIGHT NOW. #6 could LITERALLY save your life!!!
You loved the game. (You've been too busy thinking about how good the game is to write it down)You hated the game. (You've been too busy figuring out how to tell me this in person (You should write a review instead))You have no idea what you just experienced. (The answer will come to you in a dream).You aren't sure if the game has a GOOD ending or if you're just supposed to go insane thinking there could be one.You have finally realized what is wrong with your hands.You think your "friend", or a streamer you like, might secretly be EVIL, and you've realized this game was designed to help you recognize this.You have suddenly realized who you are and what's wrong with your shadow.You have experienced a mental breakdown while playing the game (this is totally normal).You have experienced VALUE.You want other people to also experience the same life-affirming pain (don't you?).Read full article on Community Announcements (LST_dev)
