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Watch trailer on Steam ↗Frosty's Cold Hard Produce!
Upgraded Wiener Entertainment · Published by Gathered Spirits Studios · Official site ↗
Content notice: This game contains cartoon sexual content, (sexual assault/non-consensual sex, prostitution) although most of the sexual content is pixelated player discretion is advised.
1 user reviews — 100% positive (1 reviews) · 12 achievements
Last updated 27 Sept 2026
Twas the Night before Christmas and all through the streets not a creature was stirring but there were some dope beats, From across the town square, covered in a neon glow the gentleman's club was open and it was time to go.
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Adventure, Indie, RPG · 2025 · More £5 - £15 games
Embark on a unique adventure where you navigate the icy produce stalls of Frosty's Cold Hard Produce!, blending RPG elements with neon Christmas vibes. Created by Upgraded Wiener Entertainment, this indie game offers a fresh take on holiday-themed exploration and character development.
About this game
From across the town square, covered in a neon glow the gentleman's club was open and it was time to go.
Frosty's Cold Hard Produce is a an Retro Adventure game. Take off in the small town of Everwinter. Go visit some of the local vendors and build up your arsenal as you take on the snowy planes to face off against Frosty the coldest womaniser and put him on ice.
Features
- Story Based Narrative
- Turn Based Creature Battles
- Mini Games
- Try to Seduce your future Wifey
- Collectables
- More to Add
System Requirements
Will my PC run this? →Minimum
- OS: Windows
- Memory: 8 GB RAM
- Graphics: NVidia Geforce960 or AMD Equivilent
- Storage: 500 MB available space
Recommended
- OS: Windows
- Memory: 8 GB RAM
- Graphics: NVidia Geforce960 or AMD Equivilent
Supported Languages
*languages with full audio support
Latest news
Patch NotesOfficial
More Hot Fixes
More Day One Patch Notes! - Gave you more ammo to start with—because who likes running out in the tutorial? - Fixed that pesky inventory window that liked to stick around longer than it should. - Frosty Carrot and Eggplant have been... quietly taken out back. They were never supposed to be here. - Battle sounds are now behaving themselves—no more awkward silences or random booms. More hot fixes to come as we find them..... Thank you for all your assistanceRead full article on Community Announcements (D-Zaster)Patch NotesOfficial
Day One Patch Note
Cleaned up our mess – a few “just-testing” items snuck into the game. They've been quietly removed before anyone got too powerful… or too confused.Read full article on Community Announcements (D-Zaster)AnnouncementsOfficial
Frosty's Is Now on Sale!
Hold on to your candy canes, because Frosty’s bringing the heat this Christmas in July 🔥☃️ We’ve got stockings full of deals, delights, and downright dirty jokes—and no, we’re not talking about your uncle at family lunch.Whether you’ve been naughty, nice, or a little bit snow-curious, we’ve got something to jingle your bells 💦 And don’t worry—it’s not just the eggnog talking. Frosty’s here to sleigh, honey.🌟 Expect:Tinsel-tangled treatsFrostbite with benefitsCandy-striped chaosAnd enough holiday horniness to make Santa blush 🎅💋So unwrap yourself and get ready to slide down Frosty’s chimney—because we’re putting the “ho ho ho” in holiday mode.🧊 It’s time to get Frosty's Cold Hard Produce!. Let’s make this July colder than your ex’s heart—and twice as satisfying. ❄️💔Read full article on Community Announcements (D-Zaster)
