Noobs Are Coming

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• Patch Notes·7 Jan 2026Official

  100K UNITS SOLD + UPDATE

  Hey everyone! A MASSIVE THANK YOU to everyone who has bought and played Noobs Are Coming! The game has blown up since the 1.0 launch, and it’s all thanks to your support! ❤️We’ve hit 100,000 copies sold, less than 1 month after 1.0 release. (currently 107K) Absolutely wild for a game made by a tiny solodev, I’m beyond grateful. ✨ 1.3.2 BALANCING UPDATELots of balancing tweaks on everything (items, attacks, enemies), this list below is far from exhaustiveRebalanced many wavesChanged how the difficulty scales in higher difficultiesGrimorius Character reworkMadflask Character: Starts with 3 Attack Slots => 4 Attack SlotsReintroduced the Axe as it was super fun to play with several playable character like MinotaurFortress Item: -4% Speed => no malus anymore Negociator Item: gray item, limited to 2 => blue item, uniqueNegociator Item: +50% Sell value of your attacks => +100% Sell value of your attacks and items you choose to not pick from chestsMany other tiny item tweaksCustcenes are now faster with better pacing (there is also an option to skip them)Some bugfixes and performance improvements for specific Attacks✨ 1.2 BIG CONTENT UPDATEAs a reminder, Noobs Are Coming already got a big post-1.0 content + enhancement update (+ tons of minor patch bringing enhancements and balancing tweaks) Here is the changelog for those who missed ithttps://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2225960/view/515228475882210606✨ THANK YOU FOR THIS AMAZING YEAR 2025 has been the most amazing, and most hard-working, year of my life. Over 140 updates were released, most of them during the Early Access phase, all directly shaped by your feedback since the very first public version. Thanks to you and your incredible feedback on the Discord community, Noobs Are Coming has grown into something far better than I ever imagined.Thank you again for your incredible support.✨ NOOBS ARE COMING STAYED N°1 WORLD IN NEW AND TRENDING DURING 3 DAYSngl seeing my tiny solodev game before Call of Duty and Solo Leveli...
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• Patch Notes·5 Dec 2025Official

  75 000 UNITS SOLD + BIG 1.2 UPDATE (1 week after 1.0 Release)

  Hey everyone!A MASSIVE THANK YOU to everyone who has bought and played Noobs Are Coming! The game has blown up since the 1.0 launch, and it’s all thanks to your support! ❤️We’ve just hit 75,000 copies sold, 1 week after 1.0 release. Absolutely wild for a game made by a tiny solodev, I’m beyond grateful. It’s Christmas time! Here comes the first major post-1.0 update. After a few minor patches over the last weeks, this one brings new content and tons of improvements inspired by your feedback on Discord! There are now 45 PLAYABLE CHARACTERS in the game NEW CONTENTNEW PLAYABLE CHARACTER : The Unwrapped 🎁 (Present Mimic Boss)+6 points randomly distributed among Primary Stats at end of a wave+6 points randomly distributed among Primiary Stats on Character Level UpNo Stat Upgrade choice On Level UpNEW PLAYABLE CHARACTER: Slapreach Specialist of melee attacks but have VERY high range by defaultNEW ATTACK: Disk Turret (Turret, Disk, Upgradable)4 NEW ACHIEVEMENTS, there are now 138 Achievements and UnlockablesBesides the new content, here are a non-exhaustive list of tons of changes and enhancements based on the feedback of players on the Discord EVERY ATTACK NOW HAS ITS OWN UNIQUE TWISTAt the very start of development, Noobs Are Coming included a few “standard” attacks like the Axe or Wand. They were originally meant as simple starter options to tweak Shop RNG while the 70+ crazier attacks were the real stars you’d discover mid-run.But over time I realized: why should any attack feel generic? So I removed those few basics that didn’t bring something new to the table.Now, almost every single attack in the game comes with its own quirky mechanic, wild interactions, and fresh gameplay possibilities, giving new players a much better first impression of the huge build diversity and all the innovative mechanics the game has to offer.BALANCING:The Character that allow you to merge the effect of 2 other characters is now faster to unlock (requires 15 unlocked characters instead of ...
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• Patch Notes·1 Dec 2025Official

  N°1 NEW AND TRENDING WORLD + First Minor-Post 1.0 Patch

  Hey everyone,MASSIVE THANK YOU to everyone who bought and played Noobs Are Coming. The game has gone viral since 1.0 launch and it’s all thanks to your support!!✨HERE IS A FIRST MINOR POST-1.0 UPDATE: 1.0.3 🚀This one is for you AdmiralBahroo 👀: tweaked the UI Shop so 6 Attacks fits in a single row in the Weapon InventoryThis one if for you LIRIK 👀: your run with wormator full amount Laser Eyes build was legendary but also a bit flashbanging, so the “Transparent Attack” option now better handle tons of lasersDifficulty 5 is now faster to unlockImproved the gamepad/keyboard navigationBugfix: Self-Death Knight character could kill himself by killing an enemy, despite its lose HP effect saying the opposite (might let him kill himself in a future update as I think it was actually a funny challenge that he could die like that, not sure yet)Bugfix: the new challenge requiring to beat Endless Wave 30 with 5 characters didn’t triggers when it happened, it works only after reloading the gameI'm a bit overwhelmed by the massive success of the game but i'm reading everything, thank you so much for the massively positive reception. It looks like some users are facing very niche/device-specific issues that weren't discovered/fixed during the 130+ updates since first public release and Early Access but I'll do my best to adress them in the following weeks, thanks for reporting them on the Discord, this is the canal we've been using for all kind of feedback.✨ NOOBS ARE COMING IS N°1 WORLD IN NEW AND TRENDING ngl seeing my tiny solodev game before Call of Duty and Solo Leveling in this list is pretty wildThe game also peaked at 23 195 viewers on Twitch yesterday 🤯✨1.2.0 UPDATE IS ALREADY COMING THIS WEEK (5th December)2 NEW PLAYABLE CHARACTERS WILL BE INTRODUCEDMeaning the game will feature 45 PLAYABLE CHARACTERS OVERALL✨THANK YOU FOR NOMINATING NOOBS ARE COMING TO THE STEAM AWARDS✨ HUGE THANKS TO BLOBFISH AND BROTATO 🥔I want to give a special thanks to Thomas and Marco from Blobfis...
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• Announcements·28 Nov 2025Official

  40,000 copies sold 24h after 1.0 release + 1.2 next week

  Hey everyone,First off, a MASSIVE THANK YOU to everyone who bought and played Noobs Are Coming. Noobs Are Coming has gone viral since 1.0 launch yesterday, and it’s all thanks to your support!! We just hit 40,000 copies sold, as a tiny solo dev, I never would’ve imagined something like this in my wildest dreams.✨EDIT: HERE IS A FIRST MINOR POST-1.0 UPDATE: 1.0.3 🚀This one is for you AdmiralBahroo 👀: tweaked the UI Shop so 6 Attacks fits in a single row in the Weapon InventoryThis one if for you LIRIK 👀: your run with wormator full amount Laser Eyes build was legendary but also a bit flashbanging, so the “Transparent Attack” option now better handle tons of lasersDifficulty 5 is now faster to unlockImproved the gamepad/keyboard navigationBugfix: Self-Death Knight character could kill himself by killing an enemy, despite it’s lose HP effect saying the opposite (might let him kill himself in a future update as I think it was actually a funny challenge that he could die like that, not sure yet)Bugfix: the new challenge requiring to beat Endless Wave 30 with 5 characters didn’t triggers when it happened, it works only after reloading the gameI'm a bit overwhelmed by the massive success of the game but i'm reading everything, thank you so much for the massively positive reception. It looks like some users are facing very niche/device-specific issues that weren't discovered/fixed during the 130+ updates since first public release and Early Access but I'll do my best to adress them in the following weeks, thanks for reporting them on the Discord, this is the canal we've been using for all kind of feedback.✨ NOOBS ARE COMING IS N°1 WORLD IN NEW AND TRENDING (seeing my tiny solodev game before Call of Duty Black Ops 7 and Solo Leveling in this list is pretty wild)✨1.2.0 UPDATE IS ALREADY COMING NEXT WEEK (5th December)2 NEW PLAYABLE CHARACTERS WILL BE INTRODUCEDMeaning the game will feature 45 PLAYABLE CHARACTERS OVERALL✨THANK YOU FOR NOMINATING NOOBS ARE COMING TO THE STEAM ...
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• Announcements·27 Nov 2025Official

  Noobs Are Coming 1.0 is now available on Steam

  NOOBS ARE COMING 1.0 IS OUT NOW ✨ With a massive 40% Discount for 1.0 Release✨ 1.0: HUGE CONTENT UPDATE6 NEW PLAYABLE CHARACTERS: there are now 43 Playable Characters in the Game!8 NEW ITEMS: there are now 150 Items in the Game4 NEW ATTACKS: there are now 75 Attacks in the Game16 NEW ACHIEVEMENTS: there are now 133 Unlockables in the GameNEW PLAYABLE CHARACTER: Bunzilla (The Bunnyhopper):You start with Bunny Hopping Attack (every 10 jumps, you perform 3 heavy bounces that makes you invicible and crush enemies)+1% Speed for every 2 jumps you take during the current waveNEW PLAYABLE CHARACTER : Self-Death KnightWhen you kill an enemy, you lose 1 HP (can't kill you) HP Modif increased by 100%+10 Max HP+5 HP RegenNEW PLAYABLE CHARACTER : Capitalix+30% of your Souls when you exit the ShopWhen picking up a Pickup (Excluding Souls), deal 1 + 100% souls held damage to 3 random enemiesSoul Harvest modifications are reduced by 100%NEW PLAYABLE CHARACTER : CrabementalElemental Damage specialist, speed scales with Elem Damagecan only find attacks scaling with Elemental Damage and can start with any of themNEW PLAYABLE CHARACTER : Doomshell+50% Armor, -40% Speed+1% Damage for every 1% Armor+5% Speed every hit taken during the current wave-5% armor every hit tkaen during the current waveNEW PLAYABLE CHARACTER : MadflaskStart Attack Slots: 3+100% Chance to find heal PotionAt the Start of the Wave, spawns 3 Heal PotionsNo Lifesteal, No HP RegenNEW ATTACK: Bunnhop \: every 10 jumps, you perform 3 heavy bounces that makes you invicible and crush enemiesNEW ATTACK: Bloody Dagger \damage scale with Strength Damage & HP Max], increase overall Damage Stat when killing ennemiesNEW ATTACK: Fire Wall \: spawn a orb on the Map, when you pick it, you can trace a wall of flames on the map by moving based on your Duration Stat (scales with Elemental Damage and apply Burn status effect)NEW ATTACK: Winged Bow \, increase overall Attack Speed when killing ennemiesNEW ITEM: Soulburst Heal (blue ite...
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