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Retail Wars

Turtle Hat Productions · Published by Turtle Hat Productions · Official site ↗

Positive — 96% positive (28 reviews)

Last updated 27 Sept 2026

Retail Wars is a friendship-ruining 4 player couch competitive party game. Pickup and throw anything in the store to serve customers and knock out your friends in the fight to become the coveted employee of the month!

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Action, Free To Play, Early Access, Casual · 2023 · More free games

Join friends or foes in Retail Wars, an early access free-to-play action game from 2023. Pick up and fling merchandise to serve customers and outmaneuver opponents for the coveted Employee of the Month title.

About this game

The most realistic retail experience ever created is here!

Retail Wars is a friendship-ruining competitive party game where you can pickup and throw any item in the store to either serve customers and gain commission or to sabotage and knock-out your friends. Compete on a range of hazardous work environments, deal with aggressive customers, and out-sell each other in the vicious fight to become employee of the month!

Key Features:
  • Throw ANY item in the store to serve customers or knock-out other players!
  • Take advantage of unique map hazards to turn the tide of the match!
  • Up to 4 players can get into the action quickly with simple control schemes!
  • Customise your character from a range of quirky options!
  • Dozens of items available, each with different traits and properties!
  • Jump into 2 wacky maps!

Want to play online with your friends? Use Steam Remote Play!
Simply get one player to launch the game and then invite everyone else in! Each player will require a controller.

Ready to clock in and become employee of the month? Your shift starts now!

System Requirements

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Minimum

Minimum:
  • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
  • OS: Windows 10
  • Processor: Intel Pentium G4600
  • Memory: 4 GB RAM
  • Graphics: GeForce GTX 750
  • DirectX: Version 11
  • Storage: 2 GB available space

Recommended

Recommended:
  • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
  • OS: Windows 11
  • Processor: Intel Core i5-8400
  • Memory: 16 GB RAM
  • Graphics: GeForce GTX 1060
  • DirectX: Version 12
  • Storage: 2 GB available space

Supported Languages

English*
*languages with full audio support

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