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ComputerCow, IDislikeNames · Published by ComputerCow · Official site ↗
Very Positive — 82% positive (55 reviews) · 15 achievements
Last updated 27 Sept 2026
A cantaloupe with strong hind legs feels incredible pain.
Free to PlayDJCTQ lFull Controller Support
Free
Action, Indie, Free To Play · 2021 · More free games
Explore unique challenges as a pain-prone cantaloupe in Cantaloper, an action-packed indie game from IDislikeNames. Experience the thrill of free-to-play adventures where every step counts.
About this game
Cantaloper is a very difficult platformer in which you use your legs to charge jumps and climb out of a deep pit. You'll play as a beautiful cantaloupe with human legs that must ascend out from the underground depths he finds himself in. There are no checkpoints; every fall will set you back based solely on how far you fall. Can you make it up two long levels? Will you elope?
Featuring:
- The sexiest cantaloupe you will ever see
- A long journey to the surface
- Rats
- L I M B S
Made in collaboration with IDislikeNames.
Featuring:
- The sexiest cantaloupe you will ever see
- A long journey to the surface
- Rats
- L I M B S
Made in collaboration with IDislikeNames.
System Requirements
Will my PC run this? →Minimum
Minimum:
- OS: Windows 10
- Storage: 85 MB available space
- Additional Notes: (Not thoroughly tested)
Supported Languages
English
Latest news
AnnouncementsOfficial
The Ripening Arrives!
It's finally here! Explore a full new level, an entirely new way of playing the game, and QoL changes that frankly should've been in the game in the first place. This is Cantaloper: The Ripening! Here's a full changelog: + Added a third level, The City, accessible from continuing after a previously-completed save file. - Input physics are now much less glitchy. This removes "super jumps," but read on, dear speedrunners. They're not gone just yet. - Replaced the description of "True Love" with "Get Married?" + Added a new ending to the game that takes place after level 3. + Added a New Game +, available once you've beaten all 3 levels. NewGame+ allows you to select any level to start in and gives you two modifiers. The first is "Splat Mode" and the second is "Glitchier Physics." + Added Splat Mode. In splat mode, hitting a wall with your head at sufficient velocity will make Cantaloper splat into a million pieces and start the level over. + Added Glitchier Physics, which allows you to play the game with the original "super jumps" still possible. But only once you've beaten it! ;) - Cannons are now much less sensitive, and losing your limbs after firing out of them is easier. + Added a small "Community" button on the title screen. + Added new, unlockable noises hidden throughout all 3 levels. Look for cracks in the walls! + Input is now customizable to any key on the keyboard. - Fixed a volume issue upon launching the game - Fixed moving platforms sometimes disappearing (I think) - Decreased controller rumble when falling. + New achievements Boioioing - Escape the City Can't You Read? - Get through the first tunnel in the lab without losing your limbs. Hee hoo - Unlock all the silly little noises. Limbs - lose 200 limbs LIMBS TIME - Lose 1,000 limbs. OH YEAH BABY IT'S LIMBS TIME - Lose 10,000 limbs. OH YEAH BABY IT'S LIMBS TIME GIMME THOSE LIMBS MHM YEAH LIMBS YEP LIBMS TIME MHM YEAH - lose 25,000 limbs. (fun side note, did you know Steam doesn't seem to put a limit o...Read full article on Community Announcements (Some Dumb Cow)AnnouncementsOfficial
Cantaloper: The Ripening
The Ripening Approaches Cantaloper: The Ripening is a free content update coming on November 5th. It will include several often-requested features, and some more features nobody asked for (and maybe nobody even wanted)! That and an entire new level. Stay tuned.Read full article on Community Announcements (Some Dumb Cow)






