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SHAKESPEARE? More like THIRSTspeare, amirite?

Stegalosaurus Game Development · Published by Stegalosaurus Game Development

Content notice: Sexual innuendo. Topics such as self-harm.

2 user reviews — 50% positive (2 reviews) · 28 achievements

Last updated 27 Sept 2026

A human dating sim about writing a furry dating sim.

DJCTQ 14

£4.59

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3 Sept 2026Lowest: £4.59 · Highest: £4.598 Oct 2026

Indie, Simulation, Casual · 2021 · More under £5 games

Dive into SHAKESPEARE? More like THIRSTspeare, amirite?, an indie simulation where your choices shape the plot of a unique furry dating adventure.

About this game

You know the drill. It's a dating sim. But wait: not just any dating sim! One (or more) of your crushes like dating sims, and you, a humble programmer, have decided that is what you will make IN ORDER TO WIN THEIR HEART.

- Create a cast
- Write your dating sim over five acts
- Use various skills such as actually talking to your crush to figure out what they like, and then put that in the game!
- Navigate the new world as an independent developer!

Good luck! You'll need it! Unless you've already played this game and have memorized what to do!

System Requirements

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Minimum

Minimum:
  • OS *: Windows XP
  • Memory: 1 GB RAM
  • Storage: 500 MB available space

Recommended

Recommended:
  • OS: Windows 10
  • Memory: 1 GB RAM
  • Storage: 500 MB available space

Supported Languages

English

Latest news

  • Patch NotesOfficial

    patch, 8.2026

    - Typos - Broken indentation
    Read full article on Community Announcements (Duck Whitman)
  • Patch NotesOfficial

    Lizards, patch 2.23.2026

    https://clan.fastly.steamstatic.com/images/33017070/05f6db785e09cc00c052a009be7afe1a94df8635.jpg - FIXED: Broken variables related to UI
    Read full article on Community Announcements (Duck Whitman)
  • AnnouncementsOfficial

    Patches, 2.18.2026

    https://clan.fastly.steamstatic.com/images/33017070/93518e73b48c278ed0c7890317127fef60e98c81.png Made it so infinite hunts can't happen after 12 Upped hunt limit to 12 Put/Moved the variable for hunts subtraction in the actual capture files https://clan.fastly.steamstatic.com/images/33017070/34e9796c0ffcd5de62411dfa634381e59b7a7ebb.jpg Fixed: Typos
    Read full article on Community Announcements (Duck Whitman)
  • AnnouncementsOfficial

    The 10-Year Sale!!!!!

    https://clan.fastly.steamstatic.com/images/33017070/b1dbe8ffafdf07f071199c05ac49abe237f27b0e.jpg Ten years, ten games.
    Read full article on Community Announcements (Duck Whitman)
  • AnnouncementsOfficial

    2026: Sales, Games, etc.

    https://clan.fastly.steamstatic.com/images/33017070/4cdf4cc9e1a147d4110ef4c3a1c70bed0f131919.png 2025 was a year of change for us. We tried new sales strategies, especially in Summer Sale and Retail Halloween, that failed spectacularly while also giving us the data that we needed to move forward. We also noticed that our player base was not exactly growing in the ways it had even during the COVID lockdowns. We also got hit ridiculously hard by refund scams. 2026 - 2027 will focus on less sales, less games on sale per sale, and less games being produced (which partially is due to the Shakespeare Saga closing). 2019-2021's production level was a direct reaction to external factors, 2023-2024 was a reaction to external factors, and now we finally have time to slow down.... and financially react to 2025. Dino Shakespeare 3 was meant to be a fun cool-down project that is now swept up in the dual currents of Paper Shakespeare 3 and Army of Tentacles' 10th Anniversary Edition. The latter game we will be officially announcing after PS3 launches sometime before Summer Sale. Can you believe we're legit almost done with January?
    Read full article on Community Announcements (Duck Whitman)

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