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Outerloop Games · Published by Annapurna Interactive
Very Positive — 95% positive (304 reviews) · Metacritic 80 · 26 achievements
Last updated 27 Sept 2026
Thirsty Suitors is a surreal story-driven game which throws turn-based RPG battles, skating and over-the-top cooking mechanics together in a spicy fusion! This isn't a dating sim - it's a breakup simulator. Battle your exes. Disappoint your parents. Find yourself.
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£11.99
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Action, Adventure, RPG · 2023 · More £5 - £15 games
Embark on a surreal journey where you battle exes, cook up chaos, and navigate the whimsical world of Thirsty Suitors. A unique blend of action, adventure, and RPG elements from Outerloop Games awaits in this spicy new release.
About this game
Battle Your Exes. Disappoint Your Parents. Find Yourself.
The year is 199X. The power fantasy is BEING A ROMANTIC TRASHFIRE IN HUMAN FORM. The final boss? Your TERRIFYING GRANDMOTHER. It's about to get MESSY.
Outerloop Games presents Thirsty Suitors - a stylish, chaotic, heartfelt interactive drama about first loves, family, friendship and forgiveness. It will make you laugh. It will make you cry. It will make you want to text that one ex... Yes. You know the one.
Confront your hot but toxic exes in spicy fully-voiced PSYCHODRAMA BATTLES. Reveal your messy break-ups through NARRATIVE COMBAT mechanics which put a new twist on the turn-based RPG. Taunt opponents to discover their emotional weaknesses, and exploit them! Enrage, shock and impress your exes, or flirt with them to throw them off…
Try to win your parents' approval and AVOID EMOTIONAL TRAPS in over-the-top cooking segments full of delicious South Asian recipes. Skate, grind and wall-run away your COMPLICATED FEELINGS. Find yourself as you return home to the small town of Timber Hills - full of gossiping aunties, parental expectations and the consequences of your past mistakes.
As JALA - choose to be a HEARTBREAKER, STAR or BOHEMIAN - your THIRSTSONA affects your combat build and shapes narrative outcomes.
Each battle in Thirsty Suitors is a chance for growth and reconciliation - but how you get there? That's up to you.
System Requirements
Will my PC run this? →Minimum
Minimum:
- Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
- OS: Windows 10 / 11
- Processor: Intel Core i3-2100 or AMD Phenom II X4 965
- Memory: 6 GB RAM
- Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce GTX 750 Ti, 2 GB or AMD Radeon HD 6950, 2 GB or Intel Arc A380, 6 GB
Recommended
Recommended:
- Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
- OS: Windows 10 / 11
- Processor: Intel Core i5-3470 or AMD FX-8350
- Memory: 8 GB RAM
- Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce GTX 960, 4 GB or AMD Radeon RX 570, 4 GB or Intel Arc A750, 8 GB
Supported Languages
English*, French, Italian, German, Spanish - Spain, Japanese, Korean, Polish, Portuguese - Brazil, Russian, Simplified Chinese, Traditional Chinese, Spanish - Latin America, Portuguese - Portugal
*languages with full audio support
*languages with full audio support
Latest news
Patch NotesOfficial
Thirsty Suitors' Winter Sale Update is Now Live
Thanks to everyone who's played and shared their love for Thirsty Suitors. We're launching a significant update for the game today, alongside a 20% Winter Sale discount. We hope you'll check it out! Full Patch Notes: Added a new difficulty setting, Extra Hot, which will be selectable from the start of a save file. We recommend trying Extra Hot, as this new "Hard" mode makes encounters more engaging, items more useful, and pacing better. Added 4 weaknesses to "Paati Suitor" battles, meaning less guesswork and quicker pacing during these random encounters. Summons now have a cost, improving pacing across combat. Random "Paati Suitor" battle intros and outros will no longer repeat within the same day. Battle line orders have been changed to surface more fun ones. Cooking step feedback has been improved to cut down on repetition and more frequently show shorter feedback lines on repeated cooking sessions for each dish. Items and summons are now locked out during a particular story-critical battle in order to improve pacing. Fixed a bug with Tyler's Day 3 conversation breaking. Fixed a health clamp issue causing issues during a major story-critical battle. If you haven't had a chance to check out Thirsty Suitors, it's 20% off during Winter Sale. Happy holidays from Outerloop Games and Annapurna Interactive! https://store.steampowered.com/app/1617220/Thirsty_Suitors/Read full article on Community Announcements (Sam)AnnouncementsOfficial
Thirsty Suitors
See how Thirsty Suitors was developed and check out early prototypes. Battle Your Exes. Disappoint Your Parents. Find Yourself. From Outerloop Games comes Thirsty Suitors - a game about culture, relationships, family pressures, and expressing oneself. Can Jala handle her demanding parents, reconcile with her exes, and mend broken friendships in time for her sister’s wedding? Will she be ready for the impending visit of Paati, the family’s terrifying and judgmental matriarch? Through the game’s story, Jala will confront her exes in cinematic, turn-based battle sequences. Combat Turn-based, over-the-top combat with upgrades, special abilities, and a unique mood system that lets you take advantage of vulnerabilities. Take the fight to skate punks, random suitors, and ultimately, your exes. Skateboarding Skate, grind, and wall-run across Timber Hills with intricate movesets, combos, and challenges. Unravel the mysteries of Bearfoot Park while battling skate punks and their leader, Soundie the Bear. Cooking Try to impress your parents and repair your relationship with action-packed cooking segments, while exploring a rich menu of delicious South Asian inspired dishes.Read full article on Community Announcements (Ekanaut)AnnouncementsOfficial
Thirsty Suitors
See how Thirsty Suitors was developed and check out early prototypes. Battle Your Exes. Disappoint Your Parents. Find Yourself. From Outerloop Games comes Thirsty Suitors - a game about culture, relationships, family pressures, and expressing oneself. Can Jala handle her demanding parents, reconcile with her exes, and mend broken friendships in time for her sister’s wedding? Will she be ready for the impending visit of Paati, the family’s terrifying and judgmental matriarch? Through the game’s story, Jala will confront her exes in cinematic, turn-based battle sequences. Combat Turn-based, over-the-top combat with upgrades, special abilities, and a unique mood system that lets you take advantage of vulnerabilities. Take the fight to skate punks, random suitors, and ultimately, your exes. Skateboarding Skate, grind, and wall-run across Timber Hills with intricate movesets, combos, and challenges. Unravel the mysteries of Bearfoot Park while battling skate punks and their leader, Soundie the Bear. Cooking Try to impress your parents and repair your relationship with action-packed cooking segments, while exploring a rich menu of delicious South Asian inspired dishes.Read full article on Community Announcements (Ekanaut)
